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| Movie: | If it' popular on DIXTER...I don't wanna know!!! |
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| Actor: | Bela Lugosi.Pam Grier...more ,I guess |
| Director: | Wood,Kubrick,Al Adamson,Mario Bava,Roger Corman...blah blah.. |
| Quote: | "Charlie-we're in HELL!" Yeah...ain't it groovy?" |
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I am here to convert Flixter to the joys of BAD movies! I mean B-A-D,low budget,horror,expliotation,sci-fi,blaxpliotation,obscure,forgien,kung fu,WIP,z budget,no budget...
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How the Grinch Stole Christmas
PG
GAH!!!!!! The Chuck Jones classic....sh!t upon! Karloff would roll in his grave. In fact,bring him back,Frankenstien like,to kill the film makers!
Scars of Dracula
R
Usually panned by mainstream critics as "too sadistic" and "cheesy". I like it. Christopher Lee gets much more screen time than in the other Hammer Dracula films. And he IS sadistic! He's cold,brutal,and just plain EVIL! He's fuckin' DRACULA,man! Whatta you want?
The Face Behind the Mask
Unrated
An underated a near forgotton film. Peter Lorre isn't an insane lunatic or bumbling side kick,for once. Here he's a sympathatic immigrant to America,shunned by society because of his hideously burned face. He turns to a life a crime to makes ends meet,and falls in love with a blind girl. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. (If you can find it. )
Blood Freak
R
OK.OK. Right off the bat. This is one of the most insane BAD movies ever made. EVER.
Of course,I enjoy Z budget crap like this....so here goes. A guy who looks like Elvis (kinda) picks up a Jesus Freak chick stranded on the highway. They visit her pothead sister. He smokes weed, eats a turkey spiked with an expermental drug (LSD?) and turns into a turkey headed monster (looks to be made of paper mache). He gets revenge on dopers by killing them and drinking their blood. He also buzz saws some poor mo mo's leg off . His girl freind prays for him-he's back to normal. Th' end.
Beleive it or not...this movie is alot weirder than it sounds. If thats possible. For BAD movie fans ONLY! Any one else may find it dam near unwatchable. I own it...of course!
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Bride of the Monster
Unrated
This is one of the best movies ever made. IBela Lugosi,Tor Johnson,Ed Wood,a rubber octopus...need I say more. Yeah...I guess I could. But I won't. Because I can do that.
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
R
After many sequels,remakes,and rip-offs,this is still THE classic one. A MUST SEE for all horror film fans.Truly scary.Tobe Hooper never quite achieved the success in any of his other films....EATEN ALIVE (with the GREAT Neville Brand) was a geat grindhouse flik,though!
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The third part to another fun horror actors quiz! Give it a shot. Good Luck!
Horror Actors Game 3: Monsters & Ghouls Film Editionposted 1 day ago -
The FINAL Drive In Movies Terror Quiz! Give this fun quiz a shot. Good Luck!
Drive In Movies Terror Quiz Finale: 1990's Editionposted 1 day ago -
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pick your favourite hollywood bad guy,villain,or anti hero.posted 1 day ago -
The fourth installment to another fun horror quiz I made. Give it a shot. Good Luck!
Drive In Movies Terror Quiz part 4: 1980's Editionposted 2 days ago -
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The third part to another fun horror quiz I made. Give it a shot. Good Luck!
Drive In Movies Terror Quiz part 3: 1970's Editionposted 3 days ago -
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A sequel to another fun horror quiz I made. Give it a shot. Good Luck!
Drive In Movies Terror Quiz part 2: 1960's Editionposted 4 days ago -
NIGHTMARE CASTLE gets its first official DVD release, following the discovery of the original vault negative in Rome"
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Needless to say this is a must have DVD.posted 4 days ago -
I recommend you see...
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
by Veronique"the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford" is the second cinematic portrait of jesse james by brad pitt after tyrone power took its first helm in late 1930s. pitt's incarnation is apparently roguish to live up to the legendary outlaw's notorious insolence. but the story is not really about jesse james but the coward robert ford's obssessive crush on him. what marvels in "jesse james" is its contrary iconclast to the archetype of western movies.
first of all, westerns usually depicts heoric bravery. however, pitt's jesse james is nothing chivalric but an introvertly hollow man who is secretly weary of his career of crimes, laughing away the asurdity of his revered notoriety. second of all, the story is more on the coward's psychological progression into assissanation than the outlaw's inward state of mind. third of all, the flick has a slumbering pace in the massive pasture with a bunch of boorish men chattering on trivia and profanity. no urgent horse rides while villains emulates each other gallantly to strive for a surviving break. it indulges the audience with some leisure time to observe the starry sky and the grandeur meadow while some hidden dynamite peeps thru jesse james with prophetic perversion while robert ford's fascination with james grows lethal.
most of all, in a testerone-driven gendre as the western, homosexual undertone simmers beneath it as robert ford privately tucks himself into jesse james' clothes, imagining himself as james as if he wanna evaporate right under james' skin, a symbolic form of onanistic lovemaking. then he shot james in the back, privately taking pride in his assassination, brazenly repeating that act in theater as if he wanna violate james over and over, another metaphor of mental necrophilia. it's like demonstrating, if i cannot have you as my own, i would destroy you then trespass you afterwards. besides, in the assassination scene, jesse james seems to have a foresight that he's gonna get killed but clandestinely awaiting it as if he wishes to die.
it is human nature to be drawed by darkness, particularly when it lurks beneath. "the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford" (what a draggy title) has a macabrely lyrical music tone on a wildly barren field under the wide sky which is so bulky that you're gonna be lost in it, then you turn around, some un-detected menace get you from behind.very un-usual tale about jesse james, and also somehow it tries to do the coward some injustice by telling his tale. OR it tries to degrade(or insult) him by depict him as some jesse james starstruck stalker who kills his idol to gratify his petite self-esteem. it's like a courtney love's song called "old age":.... it's ok to kill your idol, then you would have no rival.....
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