| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blood Freak - R | September 13, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| 2001: A Space Odyssey - G | Beautiful. One of the best films ever made. The music makes it. | June 27, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb - PG | A classic! Kubrick is arguably the BEST film maker of all time. Peter Sellers plays three roles,George C.Scott is hilarious,and Sterling Hayden should have won an Oscar as the insane Gen.Ripper-obssesed with the idea that the Commies are poisoning our "precious bod'ly fluids' with florided water! And I love Slim Pickens! | June 27, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Full Circle (The Haunting of Julia) - R | Read Peter Sraubs book instead. Dull. | June 27, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Gran Torino - R | May 23, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Halloween - Resurrection - R | May 23, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Rocky Balboa - PG | May 23, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| The Thin Red Line - R | May 23, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Thriller - A Cruel Picture - Unrated | May 23, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| The Haunting - PG-13 | May 23, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Marnie - PG | May 23, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV - Unrated |
Wow. If you've never seen a Toxic Avenger movie...watch this one! Totally insane! Here's what you get-A evil doppleganger Toxie, Sgt Kabukima NYPD vs. his evil double,LOTS of boobies (always a plus!),lotsa cheezy gore,God as a midget,Ron Jeremy as the Mayor of Tromaville,Lemmy of Motorhead,and so much insane violence and dialouge than 10 B movies put together. A must see for fans of low budget trash cinema!!!
Oh...did I mention Lard Boy and the battling fetuses? |
May 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Charles Manson Superstar - Unrated | A look into the mind of Charlie Manson. The director,Nickolas Shreck,is obviously a fan of this flip-out. Nevertheless....it's still a fascinating look at Chuck's twisted philosophy. | May 10, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Blackenstein (Black Frankenstein)(Return of Blackenstein) - Unrated | Here we go! Remember BLACULA? That was a pretty decent blackspo/horror flik. This,on the other hand,is one of the cheapest pieces of shlock to come down the block! The title monster is a big-headed monster with a 'fro,who walks around like a retarded Glenn Strange and rips off limbs and hot girls shirts! Unbelievably hookey fun! | May 10, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Days of Darkness - R | Remeber the great old sci/fi comedy NIGHT of th COMET? Well,this is a lousy rehash of that. Plain stupid. There are BAD movies...and there are stupid,lousy cheapjack ripoffs. This falls into the later catagory. Not worth your time....and that's coming from a person who likes drek! | May 10, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Outpost - R |
A band of mercenaries hired by a secretive business man venture into no-mans land of eastern Europe to secure an old Nazi bunker. Problenm is...a troop of 4-D Nazi zombie/ghost stormtroopers are still waging there own private war.
In this age of remakes,sequels,and just stupid tripe (read 'Days of Darkness'),this is quite refreashing. Sure...nazi zombies have been done before (Shockwaves,Oasis of the Zombies)-but this one is quite creepy and lotsa fun. |
May 10, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Phantasm II - R | Phantasm II is so much better than part one. More ghouls,more gore, and lotsa action! With quadriple barrel shotguns,flamethrowers,chainsaws,hydroclohric acid,...and of course,those insanley scary sphere's,or as the girl in the film calls them "flying Cuisinarts."! And,of course,the Tall Man! A must see!!! | May 9, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Night of the Lepus - PG | Happy Easter everyone! | April 12, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Ilsa - She Wolf of the SS - R | This is one sick puppy. Dyane Thorne is IILsa...an oversexed and sadistic commandant of a Consentration/POW camp. Lotsa gruesome tortrues and gratitous nudity. Not for the squemish-especially the part where she gives a fellow Nazi Commader a golden shower...eeewww....! Still...it's a classick of it's kind,I reckon.Total grindhouse fare. | April 11, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Apocalypse Now - R | April 11, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| La Momia azteca contra el robot humano (The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy) - Unrated | I need to see this!!!! Here's Saterdays Creature Feature Trailer of the Day! | April 11, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Beast Within - R |
Wow.
Now here's a movie! A woman is raped by some big-ass fugly bug monster and she gives birth to a kid who inheriets some of his Daddy's nasty habits. Like drinking blood,cannibalism,and ripping peoples heads of. And wotta cast! Luke Askew,RG Armstrong,LQ Jones, Ronny Cox! The transformation scene is really wild. I seen this in the theater back in '82 at the age of 20...kids were screaming their heads off. Good times. :) |
April 11, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Dracula A.D. 1972 - PG |
Dracula is brought back to life by way of hippy Devil Worshippers to battle the decendent of Van Helsing.
The movie starts with Drac and Van Helsing in a fight to the death in the 1800's. But seeing the Count hanging out with a bunch of foppish hippy types is kinda unsettling. And the lame music is dam annoying. That goes for the backround music (like the kind you would here in a TV cop show) and the terrible 'rock' music that the hipsters gyrate to. On the plus side...it has Caroline (MANIAC) Munroe ! Still...this is better than the new romantic vampire crap like TWIGHLIGHT. Vampires are evil spawns of Satan...not angst ridden,emo -drips. |
April 11, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Cave of the Living Dead - Unrated | Plays more like a murder mystery than a vampire film,with a few interesting vampire chicks. Not too much to write home about. One surprize-a breif boobie shot of the female lead! For a film made in 1964....very unusual. This was more than likely the reason the Britsh Board of Censors gave it the dreaded Certificate 'X' rating. Ok time waster. | April 11, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Furankenshutain no kaijū: Sanda tai Gaira (The War of the Gargantuas) - G |
Next to DESTROY ALL MONSTERS,this has got to be one of my favorite Toho movies! Two giant fuzzy monsters-one brown and one green-use Tokyo as their wrestling arena. That in itself would be cool...but it also has Russ (SATAN'S SADIST"S,the HAUNTING) Tamblyn,a mindnumbing song called 'the Words Get Stuck in MYyThroat" and it's some kinda weird sequel to another great Japenese great-FRANKENSTIEN CONQUERS THE WORLD!
Trivia-the above mentioned song was a staple of DEVO in concert!!! |
April 7, 2009 | N/A |
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