SadisticMinister
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| Name | Markus Eriksson |
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| Gender | Male |
| I'm From | Hokeyfenokee Swamp |
| Member For | 628 days |
| Last Login | Sat. May 17 |
| Profile Views | 1866 |
| Age | 24 |
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| Movie: | La Montaña Sagrada, Fyra Nyanser av Brunt, The Royal Tenenbaums, Blinkende Lygter, Hotaru no Haka, Goodfellas, Smala Sussie, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, El Topo, Cidade de Deus, The Secret of NIMH, Almost Famous, Crna Macka Beli Macor, Moulin Rouge, Hot Rod, La Planète sauvage, Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi, Hair, Les Triplettes de Belleville, Batoru Rowaiaru, Фильм, фильм, фильм |
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| Actor: | Bill Murray, Joe Pesci, Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Tim Curry, Alan Rickman, Steve Buscemi, Robert Carlyle, Kate Hudson, Sigourney Weaver, Glenn Close, Winona Ryder |
| Director: | Wes Anderson, Dario Argento, Alejandro Jodorowsky, David Lynch, Hayao Miyazaki, Lucio Fulci, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, René Laloux, Martin Scorcese, Akira Kurozawa, Terry Gilliam |
| Quote: | *Raul Duke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. |
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I don't review, I just make comments.
I like movies. That's why I'm here. So if you are here for the same reason and have some sort of understanding about the concept of the movie-media, please send me a message. Since most of you have no taste or understanding for what makes a good film(A hot main-character is not a criteria). Just stay away. -I watch most movies. Classics, Indie, World-Cinema, Documentaries, Mockumentaries, Bio-Pics, B-Movies, C-Movies, Horrible-Horror, Slashers, Dashers, Numb-Dumb Comedies, Musicals, Epic-Dramas, Cartoons, Blaxploitation, Sexploitation and the big Oscar winners. -I'm not a big fan of Teen/High-School comedies and musicals like the ones from Nickelodeon and Disney Channel. I hate Star Trek and most american re-makes of asian horror films. Movies put up just to show of the effects feel's like an inslut. The Day After Tomorrow, Transformers and Armageddon are three good examples. Chuck Norris may be a fun character, but he's a terrible actor and stars in terrible movies just like Steven Seagal. Historical sport events movies. (Will the under-dogs beat the evil russian/german team this time?) Preachy, religious films, no mather what religion is at the very bottom of the list with Bollywood and comedies starring animals. *My list of "actors" and "actresses" that I can't stand. MARTIN LAWRENCE, Aaron Eckhart, Barry Pepper, Ben Affleck, Brendan Fraser, Casper Van Dien, Chris O'Donnell, Chuck Norris, Colin Firth, Corin Nemec, David Caruso, Denzel Washington, Dominic Purcell, Ethan Embry, Freddie Highmore, James Belushi, James Marsden, James Van Der Beek, Jamie Kennedy, Jason Biggs, Jay Mohr, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Favreau, Josh Hartnett, Joshua Jackson, Jurgen Prochnow, Justin Long, Kirk Cameron, Leslie Nielsen, Marc Anthony, Mark Dacascos, Michael Pitt, Nicholas Cage, Orlando Bloom, Rob Schneider, Rodney Dangerfield, Rowan Atkinson, Ryan Reynolds, Shia LaBeouf, Steven Seagal, Zac Efron, FRAN DRESCHER, Amy Smart, Asia Argento, Bridgette Wilson, Helen Hunt, Helena Bergström, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez, Joan Cusack, Kate Beckinsale, Katie Holmes, Keri Russell, Laura San Giacomo, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Meg Ryan, Melissa Joan Hart, Meredith Henderson, Michelle Rodriguez, Nancy Travis, Neve Campbell, Penelope Cruz, Raven-Symoné, Reba McEntire, Salma Hayek, Sandra Bullock, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tina Fey, Tori Spelling, Vanessa Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, The Olsen Twins, The Sprouse Twins and all the WWF-WWE-WCW-WC-wrestler/actors. Some other info. Music: House, funk, hip-hop, jazz, trance, trip-hop, rock, blue-gras, ambient and rap. I do not re-post chain-mail. I do not belive in chain-mail curses that kill's whitin an hour. Take your widget's and gadget's and get lost. Some other quotes: "With this show, I wanted people to laugh and cry... and shit themselves all at the same time." //Garth Marenghi - Garth Marenghi's Darkplace "I've pointed out to Steve that he's the person he is today because he came under the wrath of Bill Mitchell." //Billy Mitchell - The King of Kong "With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know." //Raul Duke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "I don't believe that any living thing should be harmed in the making of a television program or film. Be it human, animal or plant. That's why I personally feel sorry for the cat we killed." //Garth Marenghi: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." //Homer Simpson "Wisdom is the pricipal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." //If.... 70% OF ALL FLIXSTER USERS ARE IDIOTS!! The latest is not the greatest you retard!! Lindsay Lohan sucks!! The Olsen Twins sucks!! If u like either of them, U f'ing suck more than any of them... And yes. Johnny Depp is a great actor, but that does not mean that everything he is in is good. Pirates of the Caribbean and Charlie and the Chocolat Factory are crap!! Basicly all actors and actresses born after 1985 are mediocre hacks without talent!! PS. I hope Air Bud burns in hell!! //ME *Proper.Edjucation.Always.Corrects.Errors |
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The Last Legion
PG-13
I buy way to much crap on DVD.
This was annoyingly bad.
Not one of the actors do a good job.
The kid just stands there.. Like he always do.
Colin Firth is totally out of place.
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate it!!!
Don't watch it!!
Markus' Favorite Movies
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The Royal Tenenbaums
R
This could be the best film ever made. Didn´t like it at all first, but it just grew on me.
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Fyra Nyanser av Brunt (Four Shades of Brown)
Unrated
Dark, Kicka-ass movie from swedens greatest humor-collective.
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Flickering Lights
Unrated
A warm beatiful story about four gangsters from Kopenhagen who end up in a old house on their way to Barcelona. One by one they find themself and try to turn their lifes around... But their past is just around the corner. A proof that the danish is europes best moviemakers.
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Black Cat, White Cat
R
Crazy gypsys. I just love this one. It makes me happy. Involving arranged marriages, train robberies, old maffiosos with nothing but gold to chew their food with and an amazing soundtrack.
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Battle Royale (Batoru Rowaiaru)
Unrated
The story of a japanese school-class that is put on an island, with various weapons. Last one alive wins. Let the games begin.
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I recommend you see...
Transylvania 6-5000
by Creepposted 7 hours ago -
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Comedy...comedy... well, the only ones I've watched recently and can think of at the moment are Reality Bites (ben Stiller's comedy) and the Coen's Hudsucker Proxy. Both are really good "rainy day" type films (in my opinion anyways)!
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Yep, I'll definately take your word for it and skip The Last Legion. Looked awfully cruddy!
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I recommend you see...
The Last of the Mohicans
by JackNot what I expected, really.
The story is about a dying tribe called the Mohicans in which only two are left as well as one adopted white man. These three men refuse to enter the militia for English in 1757 for they want freedom. On their way to Kentucky, they intercept Indians attacking a small regiment of British including the two daughters of an English Colonel on their way to a fort. The three men lead the survivors to the fort while two love stories take place but the French and Indian War continues.
I found it very dull and boring. And Daniel Day-Lewis annoyed me.
I have nothing else to say.Not a movie I'll rewatch, that's for sure.
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Come see this movie with me...Cadaverella now has a poster! (You're welcome)
Now you can enjoy your weekend :)posted 12 hours ago -
I recommend you see...
Waxwork
by CreepWhoever watches Waxwork and takes this movie seriously will probably not have a fun time with it. If before you watch this film and know what you're getting into, which is top-notch cheese, gory displays of bloody violence, bunches of corny ass one liners, and a shitload of classic Universal monsters running amok...then you'll probably be quite pleased with this movie. I for one loved Waxwork and I grew up on this film. The plot is quite original...
"A group of spoiled brat rich kids are invited to a special party at a new wax museum that sprung up over night in their neighborhood. Yeah, it strikes them as a bit odd that a waxworks was opened on a residential street, but they head over anyway. Our four friends roam the museum unattended and conveniently separate from one another. The museum itself is more like a chamber of horrors than anything else with one gruesome display after another. One by one each young adult steps into a display and are then transported directly into the exact scene and forced to play the part on display. Thrust into an alternate universe each one is made to fight for his or her life in a scene that resembles a classic horror flick whether it's involving a suave Dracula or the bite of a Wolf Man. If and when they don't succeed, they then become a permanent part of the scene as the waxwork becomes their new home. Two of them become part of the Waxwork while two escape, and needless to say they have a devil of a time convincing the police that something is wrong. Will our hero be able to put an end to the evil mastermind behind the waxworks before it's too late? Or will the prophecy be fulfilled allowing the Waxworks to take over the world?"
This movie is hell of a lot of fun and hilarious. A truly underrated hidden gem from the 80's and it's quite bloody too. The acting isn't that bad actually, in the sense that they all play corn balls extremely well, and the dialogue is so silly to the point where it becomes very funny. The makeup effects here are amazing, and it's always fun to watch a man being split in half by an angry werewolf, or even a vampire eating chunky flesh from a man's half severed leg. This movie is not at all about the scare factor, but more for the fun and entertaining eye candy as well as the silly gags. Waxwork is another good Halloweenie-feel horror movie, a good popcorn flick with all your favorite horror movie creatures in it...the wolfman, the vampire, the mummy, and my favorite waxwork segment in the movie, the zombies!
The ending part of Waxwork is truly classic. We get the ultimate battle between man and monster. When all the wax figures in the museum come back to life the humans fight back. Guns blazing, sword swinging, arrows flying through the air...a total and complete massacre(all though this specific fight wasn't that bloody, just very fun to watch). Also, don't expect this fight scene to be something out of a "300" movie, remember this was just a little B movie that's from the 80's. Not to be taken that seriously.
Get the popcorn and slide this DVD in. Waxwork is a cool little bloody, fun horror movie. Highly recommended.
Hey, you should really see this!
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Ah, thank you. It's good to see that not everyone falls for that junk. Good taste in movies, by the way.
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I recommend you see...
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
by TheHello everyone, I'm going to the official Media Screening/Premiere of this heavily secretive movie Tommorow And Sunday and I will tell you if it is worth the wait.
I'm going to the super secretive Media Screening Tommorrow and the premiere Sunday and I will give you guys and girls the first real insight into the insanely overhyped blockbuster stay tuned!!!!!!!
TG2E.com for the latest and freshest.posted 1 day ago -
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Hey, I like your profile.
Can you do my quiz? And my poll?
Only if you want to though, don't worry if you don't want to. =)
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I recommend you see...
Mister Lonely
by ScottHarmony Korine's return after nearly a decade is must see cinema. Stylistically, it is pretty much mindblowing. He has a wide array of influences, but he still manages to make a unique and exhilarating motion picture. He attempt to have more of a plot/point than his previous films, and he successfully manages to be provocative. It gets really really dark and nihilistic, and while I can't totally get behind what he's going for, there is a lot here worth dwelling upon. Aside from a few plotting problems, this thing runs like a charm from start to finish. The acting performances are incredible, particularly from Samantha Morton and Werner Herzog, but the whole cast is just great. There's no reason why you shouldn't see this unique and original film.
Hey, you should really see this!
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