All Ratings for dylan steffan (saintboondock1)

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Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse - R GREAT docu on the making of coppola master peace and shows how hard it is October 8, 2008  
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The Brandon Teena Story - Unrated GREAT docu to help us understand alot about the simple thought as who are we really... October 6, 2008  
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Brokeback Mountain - R this is going to be a split review here....ok maybe like a 3 split part....1 why i didnt like it.... i went at first to see it and me and a bud of mine went to go see it stoned and drunk when it was still in theaters we heard NOTHING about it other then it was a cowboy movie and it directed by the dude who did crouching tigers and hidden dragons so of course were like "FUCK YEAH MAN! "what can i say im a huuge john wayne fan" and we sat there all pumped up....next thing ya know.....two guys fucking.....not just any two guys but one of the brothers from the brothers grimm and donnie darko....so we were pissed and after that i hated it.... then i rewatched it on dvd since my ma really wanted to see it sooo i rewatched it with her and thought... ya know its not that bad sure it has gay dudes fucking in it but thieres more to it then just that theres a love that can never happen in this time the film took place even as you see thier lifes go on for one it sucks the other its great so for that i give it a decent rating....the problem? fucking so many critics said "how orignal" this was....heh fucking morons go to the sundance channel everyweek you will see some kind of gay cowboy or some shit flick....so no....THIS IS NOT ORIGNAL MORONS! October 6, 2008  
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Eragon - PG eh...i HATED the book and i knew the movie wouldnt be much better but i did try.... October 6, 2008  
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Dungeons & Dragons - PG-13 ok....it dose suck ass...but why am i giving it a high raiting?....becuase i watched it with 23 beers and a bottle of bootlegger in me and so i laughed till it hurt at this garbage... October 6, 2008  
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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - PG-13 you know.. i rank this as one of the best god damn fantasy films ever made! yes it was a little cheesy every one talked in english and jason has the brittish acsent but hell the cast was great the music made me feel like i was watching a oldie classic type film wich made it even better and helll... ron paerlman as the comedy releaf just fucking bad ass only problem was the oger type dudes kinda reminded me of the bad guys from power rangers....other then that?....truthfully?...... its better then the lord of the rings... there i said.... and im sticking to it....fuck those toklin books...uwe boll is and always will be the man.... October 6, 2008  
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A History of Violence - R one of the films i can say that was better then the comic great cast and the first minutes makes you wonder where this film is going and the ending....just great and william hurt is just awsome you gotta love the way he says his last line "oh.... jesus joey..." just the way he puts it proves he should of gotten some kind of award for it October 6, 2008  
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Heart of America (Home Room) - R one of thr best school shooting films ever sure some moments are a bit cheesy but this prooves what uwe can do! and shows in some ways why violents comes out of no where... people that want to change thier ways that were the evil ones dont get to redeam themself and the good ones turn evil for thier own reason i would say this is truly one the best arthouse style films around and deserves more praise then it dose! October 6, 2008  
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Boogeymen: The Killer Compilation - Unrated not that great and could of used better moments in slasher films...but hey it is a great deal if you are with like 4 or so people getting drunk at a party October 6, 2008  
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Boys Don't Cry - R true and great story about finding yourself and wondering who or what you really are yes it is tragic but it still makes you wonder October 6, 2008  
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Basic Instinct - R not bad but it isnt as cool as alota people think....i truly beleave people love this movie just for the open leg thongless shot and not much els but i guess its a decent thiller and shows how some men are upsest with certin women but i still dont know... was she the killer or not god damnit!!!! October 6, 2008  
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Transformers - PG-13 not as great as people nor bad as spme hard core nerds said its just a mindless film that gives you a headach yet you enjoy it at the same but all in all not bad as much as i HATE michael bay with all my heart this was decent October 6, 2008  
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Grand Theft Auto - PG cheesy...yes....but fun...oh yeah! ron howards first film he directed is a fun 70s car ride movie truly a drive in classic October 5, 2008  
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Dahmer - R a clever little arthouse film about the life of jeffery dahmer sure it could of gone into a little more detail in certin moments but still cool and hows had sad the man truly was October 5, 2008  
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Book of Shadows - Blair Witch 2 - R truly underrated i always felt yeah its nothing like the first but unlike the first this IS based off a true story so it kinda makes you wonder shit... very well acted too October 5, 2008  
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The Midnight Meat Train - R fucking great to see a new clive barker film awsome fx and great acting with a good twist at the end vinnie jones again plays a brut but very cool not bad for ryuhei's american debut... October 5, 2008  
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My Chemical Romance - Life on the Murder Scene - Unrated October 5, 2008  
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Return of the Living Dead Part II - R not that great...sure thom said it was cool but it is still not that great...but hey cant say no to zombie films.. October 5, 2008  
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Green Day: Pogo Paradise - Unrated very cool man! October 4, 2008  
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Green Day - Bullet in a Bible - Unrated fucking amaing one of the best concet dacu i have ever seen in my fucking LIFE!!! October 4, 2008  
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Tideland - R fucking great film by terry gilliam and prooves why he is just a genius and why he should make more films think alice in wonderland on crack and you will get this and its just wonderful in so many ways the actors the writing so many... October 4, 2008  
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Primer - PG-13 FUCKING GREAT sci fi flick about two men trying to fugure out what they made its just fucking genius but his next true movie in the name of the king is better then it but time trival wise i dont think any film will ever top this you really have to think and if you can and top this...bravo to you.... October 4, 2008  
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Pitch Black - R not a bad film it dose have some creepy moements sure its not great but it is kinda fun with some twists and turns October 4, 2008  
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The Breakfast Club - R awsome movie prooves who is who its over looked on that fact but it is awsome and i truly ideanifal with two people judd nelson and anthony michael hall... i thought of myself as both of them as the two best people in this film...even if the goth was HOT as fuck and do everything to be with her... October 4, 2008  
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Romancing the Stone - PG its cheesy but fun at the same time October 4, 2008  
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