Easton Duboise (SeetheChild)

The Hidden R

How fucking awesome is the beginning of this movie? A fucking maniac goes on a brutal crime spree (robbing, killing, etc) until he's gunned down by the police. The concept is great: instead of aliens coming down to conquer us or whatever other cliche, this guy just wants to steal great cars kill people and do every nefarious act possible until the body he's riding in gets destroyed. Then off to the next body and more fun times. I think it slows down once we get the gist of the plot but no real complaints here, a solid pretty much forgotten film of the eighties that entertains at nearly every moment.

I Come in Peace (Dark Angel) R

Dolph Lundgren has no personality but that means nothing when you've got a great body, handsome face and huge cock. I always enjoyed his films for some reason, Showdown in Little Tokyo despite being the gayest film of all time is certainly his magnum opus. This one whilst not as profound just delivers you some huge fucking explosions and white-eyed alien drug peddlers who suck the endorphins right out of our fucking heads. Good fun.