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diana1962posted 21 days ago -
A COUPLE HAD BEEN MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS.
THEY WERE SITTING AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE ONE MORNING WHEN THE WIFE SAYS, JUST THINK, FIFTY YEARS AGO WE WERE SITTING HERE AT THIS BREAKFAST TALBE TOGETHER.
I KNOW, THE OLD MAN SAID.WE WERE PRPBABLY SITTING HERE NAKED AS A JAYBIRD FIFTY YEARS AGO.
WELL, GRANNY SNICKERED. LET'S RELIVE SOME OLD TIMES!
WHERE UPON, THE TWO STRIPPED TO THE BUFF AND SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE. "YOU KNOW HONEY, THE LITTLE OLD LADY BREATHLESSLY REPLIED, 'MY NIPPLES ARE AS HOT FOR YOU TODAY AS THEY WERE FIFTY YEARS AGO.'
"I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED, REPLIED GRAMPS. ONE'S IN YOUR COFFEE AND THE OTHER IS IN YOUR OATMEAL.
HOPE U LIKE YOUR JOKE OF THE DAY. GOOD MORNING EVERYONEposted 21 days ago -
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Here is your joke for the day. Have a great weekend everyone xo
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Here is your joke of the day . Good morning everyone and have a great Day !!
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Here is your joke for the day . Have a great day everyone .
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Here is a halloween joke for you:
ONE DARK NIGHT TWO MEN WERE WALKING HOME AFTER A PARTY AND DECIDE TO TAKE A SHORTCUT THROUGH THE CEMETERY JUST FOR LAUGHS. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CEMETERY THEY WERE STARTLED BY A TAP-TAP-TAPPING NOISE COMING FROM THE MISTY SHADOWS. TREMBLING WITH FEAR, THEY FOUND AN OLD MAN WITH A HAMMER AND CHISEL, CHIPPING AWAY AT ONE OF THE HEADSTONES.
"HOLY COW, MISTER!" ONE OF THEM SAID AFTER CATCHING HIS BREATH,
" YOU SCARED US HALF TO DEATH." WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A GHOST!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING WORKING HERE SO LATE AT NIGHT?"
" THOSE FOOLS!" THE OLD MAN GRUMBLED. "THEY MISSPELLED MY NAME!"
HOPE YOU LIKE THE JOKE .posted 30 days ago -
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Here is your other humour for the day ! Hello everyone have a great weekend!!
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