CrookedlittleB33
Name Bannan instant enigma- just add water
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Movie: Edward Scissorhands/The Nightmare before Christmas/BeetleJuice/A Clockwork Orange/Fight Club/The Crow/Almost Famous/American History-X/Memento/The Matrix/LOTR/Harry Potter/Blade/Stay/Saved!/The Prestige/Little Miss Sunshine/Memento/Party Monster/Requiem for a Dream [and way more = movie g33k]
Actor: Sir Anthony Hopkins/Ewan McGregor/John Cusack/John Nicholson/Edward Norton/Zachary Quinto/Anton Yelchin/Johnny Depp/Jude Law/Clive Owen/Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Jake Gyllenhaal/Brandon Lee/Tim Curry/Bruce Willis/Kiefer Sutherland/Patrick Fugit/Peter Sasgaard/Simon Pegg/Jason Lee/Jason Mewes/Chris Rock/Kevin Smith/Elijah Wood/Richard Harris/Ryan Gosling/Ryan Reynolds/Rufus Sewell/Nick Frost/Seth Rogen/Jason Seigel/James Franco/Kevin Spacey/Al Pacino/Robert DeNiro/Sean Patrick Flannery...
Director: Ridley Scott/Rob Zombie/Guillermo del Torro/Danny Boyle/Richard Linklater/Coen Bros/David Cronenberg/David Fincher/Peter Jackson/David Fincher/Christopher Nolan/Timur Bekmambetov/Quentin Tarantino/Alfred Hitchcock/Wes Craven/John Carpenter/Stanley Kubrick/Spike Jonze/Michel Gondry/SamDunn&ScotMcFayden...
Quote: I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to GLAMOUR.
About Me
There are way too many things that interest me and might bore you to tears, I could for example name several of them in alphabetical order but it'll take too long and it's even too much for my pseudo-OCD-addled brain to handle.

What can I say? I love words; breathe and live through them...sometimes I even use them as a means of defense...which is probably why I might come off as cynical at times. Forgive me, but if you think I'm saying something that sounds pretty damn cruel you're probably just looking at it in the LITERAL aspect. So, try not to and we'll get along fine.


Hahaha.

That is probably why I adore conversing with people on a regular basis, provided there is some intelligence involved in such dialogues...but being bloody serious all the time is boring and drab, hell just ask the Joker. When I'm not busy typing some ridiculous nonsense into windows, or trying to write the next bestseller -please have a laugh, I know I am-...I'm probably somewhere where the animals roam and don't judge. Ah, these little warm creatures are so damn fascinating! So forgive my tendencies to talk about emnonstop. xD


Then, at other times I'm just well being human..or trying to deduce what that means. Nah, I'm probably spontaneously rockin' out to gut old song..or perhaps a new one and making my tympanic membranes bleed with ectasy over the loud ass riffs and primal growling that can be heard through my speakers. So, going to shows is a must. Speaking of the which just saw one monday night..and my body's sore as hell...and I'm probably bruised but the pit wasn't as brutual as it could have been...although Opeth were amazing. Did I mention I'm obsessed? LOL, slightly.


Bands I cannot Live Without -in no particular order-
Opeth/Porcupine Tree/Tool/Slayer/Black Sabbath/The Beatles/Rob Zombie/White Zombie/Radiohead/Dimmu Borgir/Nirvana/Alice in Chains/KMFDM/Rammstein/David Bowie/Deftones/ AHC/Powerman 3K/Arch Enemy/BLS/David Bowie/Deep Purple/Led Zeppelin/Lamb of God/The Doors/The Clash/Mushroomhead/Machine Head/Pantera/Metallica/Elliott Smith/Octavia Sperati/Megadeth/The Faint/Placebo/Meshuggah/Godhead/Static-X/Soundgarden/MSI/Apocalptica/ViennaTeng/The Hush Sound/Children of Bodom
Dethklok/NiN/Marilyn Manson/Violent Work of Art/Within Temptation/thelistgoeson...


Why I'm a tellywhore:
House/Heroes/The Mentalist/Freaks and Geeks/Dexter/True Blood/Lie to Me/CSI/Supernatural/Weeds/Nurse Jackie/The Unites States of Tara/Metalocalypse/Robot Chicken/Mythbusters/Departures/No Reservations/Top Chef/Ace of Cakes/Hell's Kitchen/Big Bang Theory/How I Met Your Mother/Chuck/Psych/etc.


And of course, movies which keep my attention...regardless of what state I just might be in. Anything quirky, perhaps foreign, some gut ol' gore, thriller, psychological mindfucks, dumb action flicks, witty banter that drives a plot, and well anything that is worth investing anytime viewing.


Disaster, chaos, disorder...my work here is DONE.


All I need is a piece of paper
and something to write with, and then
I can turn the world upside down.
- Nietzche


**Pretty tunes courtesy of Freaky's html prowess! Yay BFFF's smartttttt. SM[a]RT, biatch.

Ah, TOOL...your performances are quite memorable...Aug 5th! :D


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Bannan's Recent Reviews

JCVD (Van Dammage) JCVD (Van Dammage) R 3.5 Stars
Not bad, Monsieur van Damme...not bad at all.

It definitely has that wry french - BELGIAN - humour to it...and there are other parts...where we see that even actors can be desperate at times..in the most drastic of measures.

...but that soliloquy...that was just bloody incredible.

Review? TBC! :P
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen PG-13 3.5 Stars
Well, we finally saw it...what else should one do upon a rainy sunday afternoon? And it was really much better than I expected...I don't know if it was the way the stories wove with one another or all the cameos..or the fact that the robots stole the screen from the homo sapiens.

Pretty well done and definitely entertaining!
Review...TBC...
My Name Is Bruce My Name Is Bruce R 4.0 Stars
Totally and utterly spiffy, cheesy and awesome to the max. :D

It's BRUCE, what else ya gotta know?
:P

Review....to be continued.
The Hangover The Hangover R 4.0 Stars
Hilarious as anything, and you wonder as to what could happen next...and it's just the MOST absurd thing you could EVER think of! The alchemy amongst all the characters is pretty amazing, and it's interesting to see such radical personalities co-exist...under such insane circumstances!

Definitely for you buggers who enjoyed Old School, Supertroopers and other such instances.
:D
The Perfect Sleep The Perfect Sleep R Want To See
Curious, simply curious...
Inkheart Inkheart PG Want To See
Again, the books are something totally extraordinary...so might give this a go...on a non-biased basis. xD

I don't see Fraser as Silvertongue...but who knows?

Bannan's Favorite Movies

Party Monster 1. Party Monster R 4.5 Stars
Seth Green and Macauly Culkin do so well in here! With Marilyn Manson and Dylan McDermott, Natasha Lyon and Chloe Sevingny as well, interesting to see this plot be played out on the silver screen after happening in real life. The life of Michael Alig and the New York Club Kids is certainly not boring.
Fight Club 2. Fight Club R 5.0 Stars
I fucken love this movie. Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Helena Bonham Carter, Jared Leto, Meat Loaf...such an amazing cast to bring Chuck Palahniuk's world to life. Very well done.
American History X 4. American History X R 5.0 Stars
I finally watched this film and I swear that it hit me square in the solar plexus. It was such a powerful, gripping story that deals with a subject that has been addressed countless times...except this one shows that hate can be decreased, or maybe even obliterated, or replaced with something else. It amazing to see conscience sneak up upon such a character, and although it's a hard road...he basically learns that maybe it's not the way one should be thinking in the first place. The two siblings do a fantastic job learning from each other and whatever it is that they and their family face in result of the incidents that occur. Wow, I'm actually still shaken up over how potent the effect of this film was. The cinematography in here was also used to an advantage, drawing certains scenes into perspective by playing with the colour schemes of the screens. The music also added effect with the various pictures portrayed throughout the film; memories for one. I would recommend this to anyone, and perhaps if you're interested The Believer may also be a good film to check out. Definitely one of my faves.
The Boondock Saints 5. The Boondock Saints R 5.0 Stars
WOW, how have I not seen this before? Bloody incredible. Review TBA.
August Rush 6. August Rush PG 5.0 Stars
This was a really magical film that takes music and literally personifies it and gives it a very optimistic way of looking at it when things in life aren't as they exactly plan them to be. A story about a little boy, who in unfortunate circumstances finds himself in a boarding house. And always has this inner hope that wherever his parents are, he'll find them. It shows us that if you really want something, you can make it happen. It's an interesting turn of events that the little boy eventually ventures into New York City and is misled by 'Wizard' who takes him in, but with a price. At the same time, his mother learns about his existence and desperately goes looking for him where she runs into the social worker who's in charge of Evan [August's] case. A really magical film that is quite endearing, I'd recommend it to anyone who has a fondness for music.

Bannan's Talk

  • blueeyedmoviegeek
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    posted 1 day ago
  • rebell22
    I recommend you see...
    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    Not Interested by Serdar
    I saw its trailer in theatre, it didn't say it was Transformers first but some things started to blow up, the first scene I told my friend "This must be Michael Bay". Now you gotta give it to the man, he blows real good :) In Michael Bay movies, at some point, they must stop the film and show some "behind the scenes" because while people watching them they don't think "I wonder what's gonna happen next" they think more like "Damn, how the hell did they do that!?" So, instead of a final, a behind the scenes extra would be more suitable.

    Now I say I'm "not interested" but I know I'll see it somehow, with some friends on DVD, I will of course vote for another movie but nobody will listen to me, they never do. But during the movie I will think of the song from "Team America". Here it is:

    "I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
    when he made Pearl Harbor,
    I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
    and that's an awful lot, girl,
    and now, now you've gone away,
    and all I'm trying to say,
    is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
    I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
    he was terrible in that film,
    I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
    he's way better than Ben Affleck,
    and now, all I can think about is your smile,
    and that shitty movie too,
    Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.
    Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
    I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,
    just a little bit more than I miss you."

    :)
    hehe
    posted 5 days ago
  • johnmir15
    OMG, OMG jumps up and down like a mad woman! my no is 087-9803332, get textin when you get your sim card ok???? loves ya Miri Starr x
    posted 7 days ago

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