| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
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| Fantastic Mr. Fox - PG |
Stemming from Roald Dahl's novel by the same name, Wes Anderson's stop motion adaptation of Fantastic Mr. Fox is, for lack of a better word, fantastic. In a world where animals can talk, dress, and live like humans, the story is quite entertaining. With a run time just under 90 minutes, it never feels too short, because nothing feels left out, and not too long, because there is very little drag. A lot comes across as funny enough not to be left out. Visually, this picture is oddly humorous. The stop motion moves along like stop motion should, but it is the many other things that generate the chuckles. The way the characters run, the close up facial expressions, and the electrocution visuals are some examples of this. George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman, and all the rest of the cast voices fit their respective characters nicely. The dialogue that is written for them also helps. "If what I think is happening is happening - it better not be." Fantastic Mr. Fox succeeds in a lot of departments and is a fun comedic animation adventure. Put on a bandit mask and go check it out. |
December 6, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Kurôzu Zero (Crows: Episode 0) - Unrated |
Crows Zero is an all out violent brawl, in which director Takashi Miike tones down his wackiness. Is that a good thing? What this film comes down to is a group of students beating the crap out of each other to become the top dog of the school. Doesn't this sound like the sort of story Miike can go off on? Actually, Miike finds himself balancing out the seriousness and the absurdness of this picture, which turns out to be a little bit of a letdown. This film runs a few minutes past 2 hours, and watching young adults acting like punks and messing up each other's faces manages to lose its interest factor after awhile. That's not to say that this is a bad film, but it is one that has the time for some Miike abstractness. Not too much though. The violence is a plenty and it is bloody; however it isn't close to anything that will gross people out. The fights aren't anything spectacular either. As far as the acting goes, all the guys successfully act and look like punks. Amongst the dozens of males, Meisa Kuroki finds herself as the lone female. She really is a breath of fresh air. It's just too bad she doesn't do much for the story. After all the punches are thrown and the bodies drop, Crows Zero is a Takashi Miike movie for those who want to see guys beat the crap out of other guys. |
December 4, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Kanikosen - Unrated | December 2, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Newsmakers (Goryachie novosti) - Unrated | December 2, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Ocean's Eleven - PG-13 |
Steven Soderbergh's Ocean's Eleven is, hands down, one of the best heist movies to be released. This is a remake of the 1960's rat pack movie by the same name; Soderbergh just does a brilliant job at modernizing it, which in turn makes this a very successful adaptation. At just under 2 hours, there is never a dull moment. The film does a nice job with pacing and it explains everything it needs to in good amounts and at appropriate times. There is no wasting time on every little detail and it makes what seems like a really difficult and complex task look easy and laid back. David Holmes' soundtrack is also worthy of note. The upbeat jazzy tunes work wonders with the film's style and pace. The all-star cast, more than likely, eats up all of this film's budget and it doesn't go to waste. All actors work well with their respective characters and this is a huge plus. Geroge Clooney, Brad Pitt, Andy Garcia, Julia Roberts, etc. The list goes on. Ocean's Eleven is a great combination of a lot of things and it is a film worth checking out. "All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man." |
November 29, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Léon (The Professional) - R |
Luc Besson's Leon: The Professional is a crime thriller that gets a lot of things right. The plot isn't all that deep and the film moves at a rather slow pace, but for the most part, the entire 2 hours is entertaining. This picture is basically able to take 3 characters and have them take over. Good camerawork and dialogue also help to make, what could be mediocre scenes, memorable. This is a hit man movie; however there is minimal action. Aside from the shootings early on and at the end, the middle is all character interactions. As for the action itself, it is pretty good and quite bloody. A young Natalie Portman is, without question, the star of this film. She smokes, swears, and puts on one heck of a daring performance. She alone makes this film worth seeing. Add in Jean Reno as a hit man, Gary Oldman as a corrupt cop, and the triangle is complete. All 3 of these actors carry this film from start to finish. Despite its lack of intense action and a fast pace, Leon: The Professional is still a movie that most will want to see. "Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?" |
November 25, 2009 | N/A | |||
| 2012 - PG-13 |
Roland Emmerich really loves his big budget science fiction adventures. 2012 is exactly that. At a high level, there isn't much more to the story than what is already known regarding the Mayan calendar. The story avoids high technicalities, which is probably for the best, and instead provides just enough information to give some realism to the film. The beginning is all story and character buildup, while the rest of this 2 hour 38 minute production uses the typical formula of destruction. Intense action sequence, dramatic emotional scene, intense action sequence, dramatic emotional scene, etc. The thing that impresses the most, unsurprisingly, are the CG effects. There is a lot of it to go around and it is phenomenal. Emmerich doesn't hold back and it shows. The cast is well known and while the acting isn't bad, the characters themselves aren't all that interesting. Or maybe it is the fact that the CG sequences just envelope everything else. Anyway, Woody Harrelson is hilarious. 2012 is nothing more than an epic disaster film that dazzles the eyes. It is a good watch if time allows. |
November 22, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Laughing gor chi bin chit (Turning Point) - Unrated |
Turning Point is Herman Yau's attempt at a Hong Kong crime drama. It also serves as a prequel to the Laughing Gor character in the television series EU. While not entirely confusing, the story comes across as messy. There are a lot of lengthy flashbacks to help explain a variety of situations, but all the back and forth switching disrupts the flow of the film. The run time itself doesn't even reach 90 minutes; however this picture feels much longer. The pacing is moderate and there isn't much going on to raise the interest level in the film. A few triad beatings, a car chase, and a mediocre shooting sequence round up the action, which leaves the film really uneventful. This is a true shame. Michael Tse is considered the lead actor of the film, but he is not the star. Anthony Wong, although weird looking with his mo-hawkish hairdo, and Francis Ng steal Tse's spotlight. This isn't surprising, since both Wong and Ng are no strangers to these types of films. In the end, Turning Point isn't bad a movie; it just isn't special in any way. There is no rush to see this. |
November 20, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Yattâman (Yatterman) - Unrated |
Yatterman is a fun action comedy from Takashi Miike. It is also quite a piece of work. The film begins in a fantastic way. There isn't much explanation for anything that happens, and honestly it doesn't matter. It opens this picture with a bang and it holds it until the opening credits, which doesn't happen until after the 10 minute mark. As for the story, it is fitting for this type of film. There is little in the way of back story and everything else is simple and straightforward. In fact, with very little there seems to be and with how fast things come and go, it is a bit surprising this film ends up around 1 hour and 50 minutes. Miike's wackiness envelopes this movie and so do the CG effects, which are pretty good, but not superb. Once again it doesn't matter in this Yatterman universe. Besides, with everything that Miike throws on the screen, everything comes across as good clean fun. Not so much for a really young audience though, as some of the humor and themes are a bit mature in nature. The acting is unsurprisingly eccentric. Everyone is enjoyable to watch, especially the villains. Kyoko Fukada seems a tad sweet to be a villain, but she can act and she is as gorgeous as they come. Therefore, she can play whatever part she wants to in here. When it comes down to it, Yatterman is a playful Takashi Miike film. In other words, it is very enjoyable. |
November 12, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Di renjie (Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame) - Unrated | November 9, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| The Man with the Golden Gun - PG |
Guy Hamilton, who is no stranger to directing James Bond films, comes through with another good adventure in The Man with the Golden Gun. After a successful introduction that sets up the villain, Scaramanga, and provides a taste of the conclusion, the story becomes clear that an assassin wants to take out James Bond. So, Bond sets out to find him first. This may sound like a letdown, however this does play out like a typical James Bond film. It has action, Bond investigations, and Bond girls. There is also more to the story than meets the eye. At just over 2 hours, it takes a while before the big action to hit. There is some mediocre martial arts near the halfway point and a notable car chase later on. Roger Moore has no problem with the Bond character and Christopher Lee is a good enough villain. The real stars of the show go to the supporting cast; Herve Villechaize is entertaining as Nick Nack and Soon-Tek Oh is a suitable supporting agent for Bond. The beautiful Britt Ekland and Maud Adams are the Bond girls, Goodnight and Andrea Anders respectively. It's hard to complain when Britt is in a bikini for the final 30 minutes of this picture. In the end, The Man with the Golden Gun is another watchable entry in the Bond lineup. "Miss Anders, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." |
November 8, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Bank Job - R | November 5, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Drag Me to Hell - PG-13 |
Drag Me to Hell is Sam Raimi's long awaited return to the horror/thriller genre. Is it a failure? Of course not. The story is easy to follow and not too deep for that matter; however, it has a bit of a science fiction aspect to it, which sparks a bit of interest. As for the pacing, it isn't fast, but it isn't a snail's pace either. There always seems to be something happening. At about 20 minutes in, Raimi delivers an event, which could pass as a conclusion in another thriller. From here on out, the creepiness consistently shows up all the way until the end of the picture. The typical jump scares, while predictable at times, are quite effective and the other major events are rather freaky. The CG is a bit weak at times, but that is minor in the grand scheme of things. Alison Lohman actually carries this picture. She gives a sense of realism to her character that helps push this film away from other typical horrors. The rest of the supporting cast is nothing special. With a run time a little over 90 minutes, Drag Me to Hell is a thriller with a fitting title and an ending worthy of note. "You'd be surprised what you'll do, when the Lamia comes for you." |
November 5, 2009 | N/A | |||
| San suk si gin (The Shinjuku Incident) - Unrated |
Shinjuku Incident is a Hong Kong crime thriller that isn't new to director Tung-Shing Yee. There is just nothing that stands out about it. The story isn't anything special, despite the fact that there is some meat to it. Still, the pacing of this picture is slow to moderate and with a run time of just under 2 hours, this isn't exactly a fun sit through. As with any other yakuza gangster type film, Shinjuku Incident has its fair share of violence and action. It comes in the form of typical beatings and gang clashes. This is NOT Jackie Chan martial arts and stunt work. This is far from it. Jackie Chan is hit or miss in this film. He is OK when involved in the gangster activities and looking out for his friends. On the other hand, he disappoints when it comes to the love triangle storyline. In the meantime, Naoto Takenaka, Masaya Kato, and Fan Bingbing produce good supporting performances, while Daniel Wu goes through an interesting metamorphosis throughout the film. Shinjuku Incident is a movie more for Hong Kong crime thrillers than Jackie Chan fanatics. Take a chance on it. |
November 1, 2009 | N/A | |||
| 20-seiki shônen: Dai 2 shô - Saigo no kibô (20th Century Boys: Chapter Two - The Last Hope) - Unrated |
20th Century Boys: Chapter 2 - The Last Hope is the follow up to Yukihiko Tsutsumi's 20th Century Boys: Beginning of the End. While some sequels are able to stand alone from their predecessors, this sequel does not. Jumping into this film without having seen the first is a bad idea; therefore, watching the previous installment comes highly recommended. This chapter needs some settling into, since the beginning wastes very little time at getting into the year 2015 and building up the Kanna character. Eventually, the story begins to take shape and things get more and more interesting as this 135 minute picture rolls along to the final minute, which is a swell setup for the next film. The effects are pretty solid and there are a bunch of new characters to mix in with the old, which allows for a lot to happen in the story. Airi Taira steps in as Kanna, the lead, and she gives a good performance. Eiko Koike has an entertaining character herself, while the old cast members reprise their roles successfully. In closing, 20th Century Boys: Chapter 2 - The Last Hope has the story, characters, and acting to make it a worthy sequel. Fans of the first should enjoy this one. |
October 28, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Where the Wild Things Are - PG |
Director Spike Jonze takes the children's book of Maurice Sendak, Where the Wild Things Are, and creates a successful live action adaptation out of it. The plot, which is non-existent, is the flaw of this hour 40 minute picture. There is no reasoning or explanation for many things that take place, which in turn leaves a lot to the imagination. The ending also feels like it is missing something. The characters make this movie as entertaining as it is. The combination of CG and costumes make for a great combination visually, although it can be freaky for young kids. In a way, the film as a whole is more for teens and up, since the aggressive behaviors of the characters give the film a dark theme. Max Records fulfills the role of young Max nicely and the voices for the "wild things" are also wisely chosen. James Gandolfini's voice does wonders for this picture. Where the Wild Things Are may lack the depth in story, but the visuals and characters are able to make up for this, therefore creating a film that isn't a waste of a watch. |
October 25, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Ekusute (Exte: Hair Extensions) - Unrated | October 25, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Ai no mukidashi (Love Exposure) - Unrated |
Sion Sono's Love Exposure is a comedy romance that isn't afraid to go there. With a run time of just under 4 hours, yeah that's right, this film comes down to being a love story. However, this movie is far from romantic. Sion finds a way to tell the story in a religious sexually offensive way. There is no nudity aside from a few fake male nudity shots, but there are tons of panty shots as well as some passionate lesbian scenes. The violence is also pretty bloody when it shows up. The film is told in chapters and the first 3 are entertaining. After this, the film slowly loses its entertainment value. The second half of the film is basically one long chapter, which makes one wonder why there were chapters in the first place. Nevertheless, it isn't necessarily the long run time that hurts this film because every thing that happens is integral to the story. It is the second half of the film where it loses the pizazz from the early going that disappoints. That's not to say that the film gets boring, but it sure as heck isn't exciting. Takahiro Nishijima, Hikari Mitsushima, and Sakura Ando are the 3 actors to look out for, as all put on good performances. Takahiro and Hikari stand out the most, since their characters morph as the film progresses. Take caution when viewing this picture. Put aside all values and take the 4 hour ride of love. |
October 25, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Mandrill - Unrated | October 24, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Gokusen: The Movie - Unrated |
Stemming from a successful TV series in Japan, Toya Sato's Gokusen: The Movie is a comedic drama with a serious message to go along with it. The character personalities and relationships are easy to pick up on, so watching and understanding the series isn't a prerequisite. However, those familiar with the series will get a whole lot more out of this movie. At just under 2 hours, this picture doesn't necessarily fly by. It is funny at times, but it also gets quite dramatic with its powerful message of friendship. Nevertheless, this film entertains from beginning to end. This is one single movie, however there are 2 parts to this picture. The first involves an incident with current students, while the second revolves around a former student. Both have their share of action, which is decent, as well as dramatic endings. Yukie Nakama is really something. She alone can carry this film from beginning to end and a lot of it has to do with her character's strong beliefs in friendship and having a strong bond with her students. She must also be in shape with all the running she does in the film. There are a lot of supporting characters with a bunch of cameos from her former students, which Gokusen followers will go ecstatic over. This, along with other antics, is where being a fan of the series really benefits the viewing experience. When all is said and done, Gokusen: The Movie has enough going for it to make it a worth while watch. "Let's run into the sunset." |
October 24, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Symbol (Shinboru) - Unrated |
Hitoshi Matsumoto's sophomore film Symbol is quite the bizarre picture. The funny thing is, that isn't surprising. It is hard to find a smooth clear story for this 90 minute picture. The first hour goes back and forth between a Mexican wrestler and a man that wakes up in a white room with no windows or doors. No visible ones anyway. The Mexican Wrestler scenes are pretty uneventful and almost seem like fillers to the man in the white room scenes. As for the latter, these scenes are more entertaining. The antics that happen in this white room is Matsumoto's comedy at work and it is quite hilarious. Objects appear out of nowhere thanks to these "switches" all over the room. Up to this point, nothing is clear as to what is exactly going on. The Mexican wrestler and the man in the white room stories do eventually collide and that doesn't make it any better. In fact, the final 30 minutes just gets more mind boggling. Hitoshi Matsumoto casts himself as the man in the white room and he puts on a good performance, despite the fact that his dialgoue is minimal. He does do a lot of screaming and moaning though. Symbol is a film that leaves many thinking; however it is recommended for those that choose to see something DIFFERENT. |
October 23, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Kamogawa Horumo: Battle League in Kyoto - Unrated |
Based on Manabu Makime's novel by the same name, Kamogawa Horumo is a comedy by Katsuhide Motoki that holds back on the fun. After a mediocre first few minutes, the film quickly begins building up the story and characters in a positive way. The story gradually lures the viewer in as it gets ready to unleash the spirits AKA "Oni." Eventually the spirits finally make it on screen and the film is at a high. Unfortunately, the story decides to throw the interesting stuff on the side and go back to character relationships, thus bringing the entertainment factor down until the grand finale. That isn't to say that this film is a letdown. The characters and story aren't boring and the battle scenes with the "Oni" are hilariously enjoyable. It's just that with a 113 minute run time, the battle scenes and "Oni" aren't given the airtime that they deserve. The acting is quite good. Takayuki Yamada, Gaku Hamada, and Chiaki Kuriyama put up entertaining performances to help keep the film alive when the "Oni" are away. After the battle is complete, Kamogawa Horumo is a worthwhile watch. "HORUMO!" |
October 23, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Merantau - Unrated |
Gareth Evan's Merantau is one enthralling martial arts movie out of Indonesia. In short, this film is about a young man going on his "Merantau." Actually, a more fun way to describe the story is a young man goes to Jakarta and whoops some major buttocks. At just around 1 hour and 45 minutes (international cut) this picture is not surprising at how it is set up. The first 30-45 minutes is all character and story, with a couple very small training sequences to serve as an appetizer. At this point the film is at the brink of finally unleashing the pain ... and it does. The final hour or so contains a ton of action and there is only two, maybe three, slow motion shots. There is also no repeating shots from different angles for massive moves or hits. This is straight up high octane martial arts and stunt work. This truly is fantastic stuff. Iko Uwais not only displays his Silat martial arts style, but he shows that he has the ability to act as well. Other than Sisca Jessica as the damsel in distress and Mads Koudal as the villain, there isn't much more to say about the acting. Merantau is one of those films where the action is pretty much all that matters, although there is a decent enough story to go along with it. Check it out if time allows. |
October 23, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Overheard (Qie ting feng yun) - Unrated |
Overheard is a Hong Kong crime thriller from Alan Mak and Felix Chong with an interesting idea to work off of. After a good opening sequence, this film spends a bunch of time on character buildup and multiple sub-plots. The pacing is moderate, although it does feel slow at times, and this makes the sit through a little rough. It almost seems like the surveillance part of the story isn't the main point of the film. The action is minimal. Apart from a few quick shootings and car collisions, this film relies on the story and acting to get through the 100 minute run time. Fortunately, this picture redeems itself. All the subplots that one must endure in the first half all weave together to create an interesting final 30-40 minutes. There are also a couple twists that are satisfying when shown, despite the fact that they are quite predictable. The stellar cast contribute to this film in a much needed positive way. Ching Wan Lau, Louis Koo, Daniel Wu, and Jingchu Zhang all step up with good performances. Overheard may not seem like anything special in the early going; however a little patience will make it a worthwhile watch. |
October 20, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Kirot - Unrated | October 19, 2009 | N/A |