| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
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| G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra - PG-13 |
Interesting. Good action, great gagets, nice set of actors. Great. Channing Tatum and Marlon Wayans as Captain Duke Hauser and Ripcord were awesome, great team mates. Sienna Miller as Anastasia 'Ana' DeCobray / Baroness was also good, I haven't recognize her at first with long black hair. Arnold Vosloo as Zartan was great as always. I remember him from "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns" where he won my sympathies for good. The rest of the cast show their talents, but I havent expect Joseph Gordon-Levitt as The Doctor / Rex Lewis to be so good as villain. I usually saw him on teen comedies or one of my favorite show "3rd Rock from the Sun". .......................................................................................................................... Anyway, good fights, nice special effects, it look like little bit like a comic, but its all good fun. .......................................................................................................................... Heavy Duty: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful. They're worth millions of dollars each. Ripcord: [in a suit] Millions of dollars. Got it. [falls out of the van] Heavy Duty: Jesus. Ripcord: My bad. My bad. Won't happen again! [Ripcord gets run over by a car] .......................................................................................................................... The Baroness: [Snake Eyes has left their car] He gave up. Storm Shadow: He never gives up. [their SUV is hit by a train] .......................................................................................................................... The Doctor: Now that we have a moment to ourselves, I've designed something especially for you, James. Destro: No! [the Doctor injects nanomites into James McCullen's head] The Doctor: This will only hurt a little. What comes next, more so. Nanomites, perfect little healers. [James McCullen's head becomes completely silver] Destro: I've finally taken my place in the long line of McCullens. The Doctor: James McCullen is no more. Now you are Destro. Destro: What have you done to me? The Doctor: The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal himself. You will call me Commander. .......................................................................................................................... Breaker: Ripcord, can you hear me? Ripcord: Loud and clear, buddy. Doing Mach 6 and loving it! .......................................................................................................................... Enjoy! |
December 19, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Race to Witch Mountain - PG |
Nice, but nothing special. Ive seen better.
The Rock is...well... the Rock. If he's not fighting Scorpions and other mythical creatures, then he's run and protect the kids. Now Im just waiting to see him as a Tooth Fairy. LoL. Carla Gugino is good for those children movies, where she usually play some professor or scientist that is totally obssesed with her work, like in Night in a Museum and here, or have a kids, that turned out to be spies,but remmember the Watchmen??? She is good though, very good actress. Kids were fine. I liked Annasophia Robb in Charlie and chocolate factory and Bridge to Terabithia. She was amazing there. Here?...hmmm well, she was nice... but I expected more. Alexander Ludwig is promissing young actor. I saw him in The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising and like it. Overall, nothing special. |
December 15, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Illusionist - PG-13 |
Wow. Magnificent movie. I enjoyed so much. Eisenheim is a magician in early 1900's Vienna, who falls in love with a woman well above his social standing. When she becomes engaged to a Crown Prince, Eisenheim uses his powers to free her and undermine the stability of the royal house of Vienna. Edward Norton played perfectly in this one. Paul Giamatti, one of mine favorite characters. Jessica Biel and Rufus Sewell were amazing as well. I loved the whole movie. It really looked magical. I recommed it. .......................................................................................................................... Eisenheim: Everything you have seen here has been an illusion. .......................................................................................................................... Chief Inspector Uhl: Promise me you won't do it again. Eisenheim: I promise you you'll enjoy this next show. .......................................................................................................................... Chief Inspector Uhl: As a boy, I'm told, he had a chance encounter with a travelling magician. One version of the story was that the man himself vanished... along with the tree. People began to think he had some sort of special power... or at least that he was a bit different. And then he met her. .......................................................................................................................... Chief Inspector Uhl: [pacing] Eisenheim, I don't want to arrest you. I'm a cynical man, God knows... but if your manifestations are somehow real... then even I'm willing to admit, you're a very special person. And if it's a trick, then it's equally impressive. Either way, you have a gift. So don't make me put you in jail! .......................................................................................................................... Young Sophie: Make us disappear! .......................................................................................................................... Eisenheim: From the moment we enter this live we are in the flow of it. We measure it and We mock it, but we cannot defy it. We cannot even speed it up or slow it down. Or can we? Have we not each experienced the sensation that a beautiful moment seemed to pass to quickly, and wished that we could make it linger? Or felt time slow on a dull day, and wished that we could speed things up a bit? .......................................................................................................................... Enjoy! |
December 12, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian - PG |
So much fun. I loved it! Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian, second great adventure of all sorts of history characters lead by Ben Stiller as Larry Daley and ever so charming Amy Adams, who played great adventurer Amelia Earhart. I laughed watching this. The story from the first movie envolved to the bigger place with more characters and history of our World. I found it funny and educational. Jadediah Smith (Owen Wilson) and Octavius (Steve Coogan), the worst enemies in first part, but became friends at the end, now an unseparated pair who brought comedy and valor into this movie and or course, Hank Azaria, who was magnificent as Kahmunrah. He remanded me on Prince John from Disney's Robin Hood the way he talked. Loved it. He also gave voice for The Thinker and Abe Lincoln. Then there is always awesome Robin Williams, Patrick Gallagher as Attila the Hun and some new guys, Al Capone (John Bernthal), General George Armstrong Custer (Bill Hader), Napoleon Bonaparte (Alain Chabat), Ivan the Terrible (Christopher Guest) and we even got the glance of Lord Vader, but he lacked his choking force, so he wasnt in the gang. Even the Jonas brothers were there as little marble Cherubs, I laughed so much when I recognize them and the Capuchin monkeys, ah thery were so adorable. Loved all slaping thing and little Albert Einstein commanding Dexter and Able (the two Capuchins) who were attacking Al Capone: "You slap, you kick, you slap, you kick, you slap, you kick, team work, wonderbar". Overall, this is great family movie, full of laughter, comedy, history and friendship and I highly recommend. ........................................................................................................................... [Kah Mun Rah confronting Vader]: Kah Mun Rah: Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so. .......................................................................................................................... The Thinker: I'm thinkin'... Larry Daley: This is hopeless. ........................................................................................................................... General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure. Larry Daley: No, you're not. General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn? ........................................................................................................................... Kah Mun Rah: Any questions? Al Capone: Ya. Why are you wearing a dress? Kah Mun Rah: It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC! ........................................................................................................................... Jedediah: [When Octavius is trying to get Jedediah out of the hourglass] I wanna get to the story of our relationship, the evolution from enemy to friends. Octavius: No! Jedediah: It'll make you cry. Octavius: No! You are going to live! ........................................................................................................................... Enjoy! |
December 11, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Night at the Museum - PG |
During the day, peacefull history museum. During the night, party!!!! Awesome. What would I give to have job like that. It would be amazing. Ben Stiller as Lary Daley, amazing. Dick Van Dyke (remmember Mary Poppins???), Mickey Rooney and Bill Cobbs, those great oldtimers showed us that they still have what it takes to make people laugh. Always awesome Robin Williams as great Teddy Roosevelt, Steve Coogan as Octavius and his worst enemy, later friend Jedediah, played by Owen Wilson. Great movie, big adventure, lot of fun, kind of history educational. I recommend it to everyone. ......................................................................................................................... Jedediah: I told you, I don't like to be manhandled! Larry: No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah! Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along? Jedediah: Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do! Octavius: Its kinda how we pass the time. ......................................................................................................................... Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor. Larry: Um, my names Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny. Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean? Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound? Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings. Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me sound like a freak. Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry. Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass. ......................................................................................................................... Teddy Roosevelt: [after seeing Larry slapping Dexter] Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey? ......................................................................................................................... Larry: [speaking to Civil War diorama figures] Civil war dudes... You guys are brothers for God's sake... You gotta stop fighting... North wins... Slavery is bad... Sorry... Don't want to burst your bubble but South you guys get Allman Brothers... [hesitates] Larry: ...and... Nascar. So just chill! ......................................................................................................................... Larry: All right! Let's do this, people! And... animals! And... weird faceless puppet creatures! ......................................................................................................................... Easter Island Head: [shouts] Quiiiiieeeeeeettttt! [silence] Easter Island Head: My dum-dum wants to speak. ......................................................................................................................... Teddy Roosevelt: Larry, relax! I'm wax! ......................................................................................................................... Enjoy |
December 11, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Shanghai Knights - PG-13 |
Hilarious. Interesting, I laughed. Jackie Chan as Chon Wang, pull up some crazy stuns yet again, Owen Wilson played blond playboy charmer Roy O'Bannon and Aidan Gillen gave us one hot English villain, Lord Nelson Rathbone. I like how they put little details and characters from other stories into the movie, like when Jack the Ripper shows up at the end and wanted to attack Chon's little sister Lin, but she kick his ass, or little boy named Charlie Chaplin who went with Roy O'Bannon and Chon Wang a.k.a. John Wayne to Hollywood to start their acting carriers and of course, former Inspector Arthur Conan Doyle who is just about to wrote his famous stories about the detective Sherlock Holmes. We could also hear one of my favorite song Singin' in the Rain during Jackie's fight with umbrellas. I love those details. Costumes and make-up was great. Soundtrack, funny, not bad. Overall, very good action comedy, I highly recommended it. .......................................................................................................................... Doyle: I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard. [Cut to Roy and Chon in a cell at Scotland Yard] Roy: This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL! .......................................................................................................................... Roy: That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes? .......................................................................................................................... Chon Wang: We are wasting time. Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch? [to Charlie] Roy: Boy, refill. .......................................................................................................................... Chon Wang: I look like a fool. Roy: What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty! Chon Wang: But I'm Chinese. Roy: It's the same thing. .......................................................................................................................... Roy: There's this new thing they're starting out in California: moving pictures. There's no sound, so we won't have to worry about the language problem, and I think the kung fu stuff could be huge! People are dying for a good action flick. Chon Wang: Chon Wang... [sounds like "John Wayne"] Chon Wang: ...movie star? It could work. .......................................................................................................................... Lord Rathbone: One more. .......................................................................................................................... Lord Rathbone: Perhaps you could explain to me how Looney Lin managed to escape from the confines of Scotland Yard under the watch of the most respected police force in the world. Doyle: Yes, of course, it's absolutely fascinating. She picked the lock using a deck of rather risqué playing cards. Then scaled the walls with a mop, a fork, and various pilfered undergarments. I've got to hand it to the Chinese, they're awfully ingenious, Lord, aren't they? Lord Rathbone: Does your incompetence know no bounds? .......................................................................................................................... Roy: Well, what's in it for you? Lord Rathbone: Your looking at the future king of England. Roy: You're, like, 20th line to the throne. Lord Rathbone: 10th. But my friend here is about to change all that. .......................................................................................................................... Doyle: [to Nelson] No matter how far you are from the throne, you'll always be number one in our hearts. .......................................................................................................................... Enjoy! |
December 10, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Twilight Saga: New Moon - PG-13 |
I loved it. Chris Weitz done it. He stick to the book from the beginning to the end with a little extra on the side. Awesome special effects, I like how they menage to shown Bella's suffering and depression (even though I still don't like Kristen's portrait of Bella at all), Jacob emotional war of being a best friend to the girl his in love with, his true nature and burden he has to carry with his pack while fighting his worst enemies. I love what they did with wolves and the way they transform and the small sense of comedy here and there that Charlie, Mike Newton, Emmett and wolf pack bring to the screen. I wished there was more of the Cullens and Quileutes, but we have Eclipse for that. However, I didn't like make-up, hair and contact lenses, it looked all so faked. I also didn't liked Jasper's and Carlisle's hair. Carlisle had that old '80s "rich daddy's golden country club son" kind of hair, I didn't like it at all and Jasper hairdo look like old dolls curls, which was, after Twilight and his lion hair, completely girlish and ridiculous. Contact lenses... I don't know why they did what they did, letting them wear those unnatural lenses, like they are not completely different as it is. I vote for Twilight lenses as for hair too. Music was so and so...didn't really make an impact. Robert Pattinson was good, considering his short appearances, Kristen was slightly better than Twilight, but still terrible. Taylor rocked the whole movie, I loved his performance, he shined so brightly in this movie, can't wait to see what would he bring for Eclipse. Dakota as Jane, Michael Sheen as Aro and Ashley Greene as Alice were awesome. I loved Alex Meraz as Paul, Chaske Spencer as Sam and Charlie Bewley as Demetri especially. Rachelle Lefevre looked amazing with her hair like fire and I am deeply sorry she wont return as Victoria in Eclipse. Overall, loved it. I will certainly watch it again and If I have to choose between Team Jacob and Edward, I would most definitely go with team Jacob and his brother wolves =))) .......................................................................................................................... Bella Swan: You're sort of beautiful Jacob Black: How hard did you hit your head? .......................................................................................................................... Aro: What will we do with you now? Marcus: You already know what you're going to do, Aro. Caius: She knows too much. She's a liablity. Aro: That's true... .......................................................................................................................... Harry Clearwater: My taekwondo is strong. .......................................................................................................................... Emmett Cullen: Dating an older woman huh? Hot. Edward Cullen: [scoffs] Emmett Cullen: What? .......................................................................................................................... Bella Swan: You're not the first monsters I've met Sam Uley: Jake's right, you're good with weird. .......................................................................................................................... Edward Cullen: You can't trust vampires... Trust me. .......................................................................................................................... Jasper Whitlock: It would be nice to not want to kill you all the time. .......................................................................................................................... Bella Swan: Jasper... No fair with the mood control thing. Jasper Whitlock: [smiles] Sorry Bella... Happy uh... Nevermind... .......................................................................................................................... Enjoy =) |
December 2, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Gamer - R |
Not bad, but nothing special. Honestly, I expected more. It was pretty much like I watched my brother playing CS, but with very hot main character. Gerard Butler, gorgeous as always made great action smash in this one as as John "Kable" Tillman, the highest-ranked warrior in the game Slayers. Michael C.Hall as Ken Castle, creator of the games Society and Slayers who tried to make an army of psyhotic and deviant people was great and creepy hot. I was surprised when I saw Milo Ventimiglia in it and laughed when I saw his character. John Leguizamo, long time no see, but I glad I did. Logan Lerman was quite a surprise, last time I saw him was in "The Patriot" playing the youngest son of Mel Gibson character, but he sure did grew up just fine and play his character, Simon Silverton, the 17-year-old gamer who played Kable. And the "Oops" guy at the end with sort of cherokee hair was hilarious =))) Lot of brutality, shootings, killings, blood everywhere, body parts flying around and that awful fat "player" guy. Gross, he was absolutely disgusting showing perfectly how sick people can be. ........................................................................................................................... Kable: [For the first time, Kable is speaking with Simon, his controller in the game] You sound like a little kid. Simon: I'm seventeen, actually. Kable: Jesus Christ, why am I not dead yet? Simon: Because I am a bad ass motherfucker. ........................................................................................................................... [last lines] Geek Leader: Well played, Kable. ........................................................................................................................... Simon: Gibs. Kable: What? Simon: Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere. Kable: These are real humans fucker! Simon: Death row psychos, so what? They had it coming anyway, right? Kable: I guess that goes for me too. Simon: Yeah, but you're different. Kable: Different. How? Simon: I don't know, because you're *my* psycho. ........................................................................................................................... Simon: I'm going to need something, too. Agent Keith: Oh really? And what might that be? Simon: Could you guys do a sandwich? Like peanut butter, almond butter, walnut butter, pecan butter, pistachio butter; pretty much any kind of, you know, nut butter? With some grape jelly. Agent Keith: Pistachio butter. They make that? Simon: It's awesome. ........................................................................................................................... |
December 2, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Inglourious Basterds - R |
Crazy, funny and bloody. Quentin proved himself once again that he can create great movie, with lot of blood in it. Great cast, awesome make-up, music was interesting and the characters were totally crazy. I especially liked Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz, strange and quiet German psychopath who was played by amazing Til Schweiger. Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa aka "The Jew Hunter", ruthless, yet charming Austro-German SD officer was unbelievable brilliant. Diane Kruger, Eli Roth, Daniel Bruhl and Brad Pitt were cool as well, making this movie even better. .......................................................................................................................... Col. Hans Landa: [giddy] That's a bingo! Lt. Aldo Raine: [Lt. Aldo and PFC. Utivich stare at him in confusion] Col. Hans Landa: Is that the way you say it: "That's a bingo?" Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "bingo". Col. Hans Landa: Ahhh! BINGO! What fun! But, I digress. Where were we? .......................................................................................................................... Narrator: The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity among German soldiers is simple. As a German enlisted man, he killed thirteen Gestapo officers, mostly Majors. Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. .......................................................................................................................... Shosanna Dreyfus: My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face... of Jewish vengeance! .......................................................................................................................... Joseph Goebbels: [to Frederick] It seems I've created a monster. A strangely persuasive monster. .......................................................................................................................... Col. Hans Landa: Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo. .......................................................................................................................... Col. Hans Landa: Au Revoir Shosanna! .......................................................................................................................... General Ed Fenech: [On the Germans attending the film premeire] We have all our rotten eggs in one basket. The objective of the operation: blow up the basket. .......................................................................................................................... |
December 2, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Transformers - PG-13 |
Love this one. I have seen it lot of times, enjoying it over and over again. Shia, Megan, nice, but unexpected pair. Anthony Anderson and John Torturro brings up a comedy, John Duhamel support the action with Autobots and Decepticons. Love it!
********************************************************************************************* Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide. Ironhide: [drawing his guns] You feelin' lucky, punk? Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide... Ironhide: [retracts his guns] Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons. ********************************************************************************************* Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no, no, no... Hey! That's my car! [Sam grabs a cellphone and cycle and chases after his car] Sam Witwicky: Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch! ********************************************************************************************* Sam Witwicky: Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up. Sheriff: It just stood up? Wow. That's really neat. Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up... [hands Sam a container and a tissue] Sheriff: And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys? Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not on any drugs! Sheriff: What's these? [shows Sam a bottle of pills] Sheriff: Found it in your pocket. "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now, a little bit of Mojo...? Sam Witwicky: Those are my dog's pain pills. Ron Witwicky: You know, a Chihauhua. A little... Sheriff: [annoyed] What was that? Sam Witwicky: Hmm? Sheriff: You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go? [leans over Sam] Sheriff: Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up. Sam Witwicky: [whispers] Are you on drugs? ********************************************************************************************* Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny! Manny: What? Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks. Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes! ********************************************************************************************* Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize. Barricade: Barricade en-route... Devastator: Devastator reporting... Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling... Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron! ********************************************************************************************* Bobby Bolivia: Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy! [Mammy gives him the middle finger] Bobby Bolivia: Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know. [laughs hysterically] ********************************************************************************************* Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't? Who hasn't? ********************************************************************************************* Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass! ********************************************************************************************* Glen Whitmann: My grandma don't like nobody on her carpet, especially police! ********************************************************************************************* Mikaela: [to Sam] You are the strangest boy I have ever met! ********************************************************************************************* Enjoy! |
November 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - PG-13 |
I like it. Great action, fantastic effects. Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson, with Autobots and Decepticons bring a lot of action... Shia was funny, confused, but heroic again, Megan, sexy as always she spice up the movie little bit more and Ramon and John Turturro add sence of comedy. All well packed.
********************************************************************************************* Sam Witwicky: I just had a full-bllown mental meltdown in the middle of my class! ********************************************************************************************* Major Lennox: We got a whole bunch of fight coming our way! ********************************************************************************************* [the Twins are presented with new alternate modes] Skids: Oh, yeah! It's upgrade time! Mudflap: Green is mine! I got green! [does a dance, but Skids tackles and flips him] Skids: I got the green! Mudflap: Ow, that hurt, man! Skids: It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass kickin'! ********************************************************************************************* Soundwave: Decepticons, mobilize. It is time. ********************************************************************************************* Optimus Prime: Our races, united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on. ********************************************************************************************* Agent Simmons: [handing out a jar] Here, take one of these pills and slip it under your tongue. It's the high concentrate Polymer they put in Oreo cookies. It flukes the polygraph every time. ********************************************************************************************* [Mikaela reveals a captured Wheelie] Agent Simmons: I spent my whole life looking for NBEs, and you've got one on your leash like a Chihuahua... ********************************************************************************************* Sam Witwicky: Bee, get in the garage! NOW! Bumblebee: [through his radio] "Whatever!" ********************************************************************************************* Enjoy! |
November 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Bolt - PG |
Sweet one =))
I adore hamster Rhino and his ball, so sweet. Bolt is another Disney animated movie that rocks. I enjoyed a lot watching it. ********************************************************************************************* Rhino: [with upset stomach] That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back at all! ********************************************************************************************* Rhino: [after seeing UFOs in an episode of "Bolt"] That is totally unrealistic. Bolt: Absolutely ridonculous. Mittens: You can say that again! ********************************************************************************************* Rhino: Bolt! I can be a valuable addition to your team... Bolt: I'm listening... Rhino: I'm lightning quick, I have razor-sharp reflexes. Wha! And I'm a master of stealth. [laughs] Rhino: Plus, I'll keep the cat in check. [Mittens rolls her eyes] Bolt: [Gets down close to Rhino's ball] The road'll be rough. Rhino: [indicates] I have a ball. Bolt: There's no turnin' back. Rhino: Guess I'll have to "roll" with the punches! ["surfs" his ball] Bolt: Easy won't be part of the equation... Rhino: Promise? Bolt: I gotta warn ya, going into the belly of the beast - danger at every turn. Rhino: [getting closer] I eat danger for breakfast! Bolt: You hungry? Rhino: [cracks neck] Starving! ********************************************************************************************* Penny: Bolt, zoom zoom! ********************************************************************************************* |
November 17, 2009 | N/A | |||
| The Proposal - PG-13 |
Sweet comedy. Predictable, but still, sweet.
Sandra Bullock is one of my favorite actresses and I do love Ryan Reynolds, he is such a hottie. Anyway... this romantic comedy is excellend for weekend afternoons at home. Enjoy! ********************************************************************************************* Grandma Annie: [upon being introduced to Margaret] Do you prefer Margaret or "Satan's Mistress"? ********************************************************************************************* Margaret Tate: Why didn't you tell me you're some kind of Alaskan Kennedy? Andrew Paxton: We were in the middle of talking about you... for the last 3 years. ********************************************************************************************* Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to? Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion. ********************************************************************************************* Andrew Paxton: [on the phone with his mom on why he can't come home for the weekend] I know. I know. Tell Gammie I'm sorry. What do you want me to tell you, she's making me work late again. I've worked to hard for this and I'm sure that dad is pissed. [seeing Margaret come towards him] Andrew Paxton: But we take all our submissions very seriously and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Margaret Tate: Was that your family? Andrew Paxton: Yes. Margaret Tate: Tell you to quit. Andrew Paxton: Every single day. ********************************************************************************************* Andrew Paxton: [upon seeing the puppy run out of the bathroom] Wow. Barely made it out with my life. I mean, did you see those teeths? ********************************************************************************************* Margaret Tate: Listen carefully Bob. I didn't fire you because I felt threatened. No. I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in your office. And if you say another word Andrew here is going to have you thrown out on your ass - O.K.? [Bob Spaulding motions] Margaret Tate: Another word and you're out of here with an armed escort. Andrew will film it on his little cameraphone and put it on that Internet site. [to Andrew] Margaret Tate: What's that? Andrew Paxton: YouTube. Margaret Tate: Exactly. Is that what you want? [Bob Spaulding shakes head no] Margaret Tate: Didn't think so. I have work to do. ********************************************************************************************* |
November 17, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Ten Inch Hero - Unrated |
This one is sweet. I loved it entirely. Its all about love and destiny. I adore Jensen Ackles in this one. His crazy hair and printed t-shirts are the best. ******************************************************************************************* Tish: [Priestly calls Tish] Beach City Grill. Subs by the inch. Priestly: Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission. Tish: Who is this? Priestly: It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store, there's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing. Tish: Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation. Priestly: Initial recon appears to be bag or box? Tish: Box. Priestly: Box. Roger that. Tish: Alright, look around chest height. Do you see anything marked regular? Priestly: Okay, regular. Uh, here's one but it says slender regular. How can something be both slender and regular? Isn't that mutually exclusive? Tish: Priestly... Priestly: Unless, of course they're implying in the mysterious underworld of Femboxes that slender is regular. Tish: Priestly. Are you done? Priestly: Well, what about the Super Pluses? Tish: No. Priestly: Why not? They sound like better. Tish: Don't. They're huge. Priestly: I thought you liked huge. Tish: This is one area where bigger is not better. Priestly: Yeah, well shouldn't you buy all the protection you can get? [looks at the side of the box] Priestly: I mean, it says here it can handle any amount of- Oh my god! [throw the box in disgust] Tish: Priestly, listen. If a woman needs an emergency dipstick in the ladies room of a sandwich stop. Priestly: That's nasty. Tish: She just wants something that's going to hold her over until she can get home and use one of her own. Based on her own style preferences and flow requirement Priestly: Tish! Tish: Yeah? Priestly: That word... flow. Thats nasty. It's gross. Tish: Just buy the slender regulars. Priestly: Over and out. Heading back to base camp. Tish: Roger that. Over and out. [hangs up the phone] ******************************************************************************************* Tish: I did things with Tad I've never done before. Priestly: Oh really, like what? Wait for the second date? ******************************************************************************************* Piper: Can I make you a sandwich? The roast turkey is really good! Zo: On no thanks, I don't eat anything that had a mother. Piper: Oh. Ok. Egg salad, then? Zo: Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand. Priestly: Right on! Jen: Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilized, so techically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle. Priestly: Well, that- that's certainly appetizing, a hen-period-salad, that's lovely. Zo: [smiling] I think I'll just stick to the six inch tofurkey. ******************************************************************************************* Priestly: [to Piper] Who are you? Piper: Piper. Priestly: Piper. What are you doing here, Piper? Piper: I work here. Priestly: Why wasn't I notified? I wasn't notified! Trucker: Hey Priestly. We hired someone. Priestly: Thank you. I swear, we need like a bulletin board or a staff meeting. ******************************************************************************************* Enjoy =) |
November 13, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Disney's A Christmas Carol - PG | October 28, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Star Trek - PG-13 |
Awesome!
I love what Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto did in this instalment. Quinto menage to capture emotionless face fasade of Spock and Chris put all his charm into his very intelligent, but cocky character of James T. Kirk. Karl Urban's character, Bones was hilarious, I loved him in this one. Eric Bana and Leonard Nimoy showed true professional quality in the arts of acting. I was supprised when I saw Winona Ryder, she was good. I haven't saw her movies in a while. Special effects were awesome...make-up was great, costumes even better, sountrack is coo. Overall, one very good movie. ********************************************************************************************* Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Dammit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist! ********************************************************************************************* Spock: [sits in the cockpit of his future self's ship] Fascinating! ********************************************************************************************* Kirk: You know, traveling through time, changing history... that's cheating. Spock: A trick I learned from an old friend. [With an uncharacterisitc smile, he gives the Vulcan salute to Kirk] Spock: Live long and prosper. ********************************************************************************************* Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Permission to speak freely, sir? Spock: I welcome it. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Do you? OK, then. Are you out of your Vulcan mind? Are you making a logical choice, sending Kirk away? Probably. But, the right one? You know, back home we have a saying: "If you wanna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don't leave your prized stallion in the stable." Spock: A curious metaphor, doctor, as a stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: My God, man, you could at least *act* like it was a hard decision... Spock: I intend to assist in the effort to reestablish communication with Starfleet. However, if crew morale is better served by my roaming the halls weeping, I will gladly defer to your medical expertise. Excuse me. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: [as Spock leaves] Green-blooded hobgoblin... ********************************************************************************************* Spock: [after Kirk offers surrender terms to Nero] Captain, what are you doing? Kirk: Showing them compassion. It may be the only way to earn peace with Romulus. It's logic, Spock, I thought you'd like that. Spock: No, not really. Not this time. ********************************************************************************************* Kirk: Uhura! Uhura! Lt. Nyota Uhura: Kirk? What are you doing here? Kirk: The message you intercepted from the Klingon prison planet... Lt. Nyota Uhura: Oh my God, what's wrong with your hands! Kirk: [waves off the question] Who was responsible for the attack and was the ship walullaa? Lt. Nyota Uhura: What? Kirk: [to McCoy] Whass... whas happening with my mouth? Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: You've got numb-tongue? Kirk: *Nuhtung?* Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I can fix that! [hurries off to find another hypospray] Lt. Nyota Uhura: Was the ship what? Kirk: Wallala! Lt. Nyota Uhura: What? Kirk: *Womulan!* Lt. Nyota Uhura: Romulan? Yes! [Bones injects him with another hypospray] Kirk: ACK! [trying to say 'dammit'] Kirk: DAHHIT! ********************************************************************************************* Spock: [after Kirk has assumed official command of Enterprise] Captain? As you have no First Officer I respectfully submit my candidacy. I can provide character references if you wish. Kirk: It would be an honour, First Officer. ********************************************************************************************* Simulator techie: How did that guy beat your test? Spock: I do not know. ********************************************************************************************* Enjoy =) |
October 28, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Amelie (Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain) - R |
One of my favorite movies... Audrey Tautou best known role and she done it so beautifully. Entire movie is weirdly sweet, full of colors and little interesting things from the beginning to the very end. A quite magnificent story, beautifully told by sweet and amusing Amelie. She is one unique character with amazing personality. I would like to hang out with her, she would menage to surprise me anytime whatever she do. Actors were amazing, every character unique in his difference. I remember watching it for the first time, I was amazed. This movie is very dear to me, maybe because its sweet and weird. Music from the movie is divine, written and composed by Yann Tiersen. Happy, sad, interesting and sweet at the same time. ******************************************************************************************* Amélie: [whispering in theater] I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old American movies. ******************************************************************************************* Amélie: [to her father, who is not paying attention] I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine. ******************************************************************************************* [first lines] Narrator: On September 3rd 1973, at 6:28pm and 32 seconds, a bluebottle fly capable of 14,670 wing beats a minute landed on Rue St Vincent, Montmartre. At the same moment, on a restaurant terrace nearby, the wind magically made two glasses dance unseen on a tablecloth. Meanwhile, in a 5th-floor flat, 28 Avenue Trudaine, Paris 9, returning from his best friend's funeral, Eugène Colère erased his name from his address book. At the same moment, a sperm with one X chromosome, belonging to Raphaël Poulain, made a dash for an egg in his wife Amandine. Nine months later, Amélie Poulain was born. ******************************************************************************************* Amélie: [to blind man] Let me help you. Step down. Here we go! The drum major's widow! She's worn his coat since the day he died. The horse's head has lost an ear! That's the florist laughing. He has crinkly eyes. In the bakery window, lollipops. Smell that! They're giving out melon slices! Sugarplum, ice cream! We're passing the park butcher. Ham, 79 francs. Spareribs, 45! Now the cheese shop. Picadors are 12.90. Cabecaus 23.50. A baby's watching a dog that's watching the chickens. Now we're at the kiosk by the metro. I'll leave you here. Bye! ******************************************************************************************* Magnificent. Enjoy. |
October 18, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Coraline - PG |
I wasn't expect that I'm going to like it this much, but It turn out that I was wrong. This movie possess strange, but very interesting imagination, mysterious story and dose of weirdness. It reminds me on Tim Burton production and I'm a huge fan of his work. But buttons instead the eyes? Perfect. That little unique detail made all the difference and made me to like the movie even more. Dakota Fanning as Coraline, Ian McShane as the cat and Teri Hatcher as Mel Jones / Other Mother / Beldam...whatever, were awesome. ......................................................................................................................... Cat: You probably think this world is a dream come true... but you're wrong. ......................................................................................................................... Coraline Jones: Back home, cats don't talk. So how are you able to... Cat: I just can. ......................................................................................................................... Mr. Bobinsky: I am the Amazing Bobinsky! But you- call me Mr. B. Because, amazing, I already know that I am. ......................................................................................................................... Coraline Jones: [blank] I almost fell down a well, yesterday, Mom. Mother: [typing] Uh-huh. Coraline Jones: I almost died. Mother: That's nice. ......................................................................................................................... |
October 10, 2009 | N/A | |||
| Hancock - PG-13 | October 10, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| The Haunting in Connecticut - PG-13 | October 10, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Milk - R | October 10, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Sideways - R | October 10, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Fame - PG | October 10, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - PG-13 | October 10, 2009 | N/A | ||||
| Stop Loss - R | October 9, 2009 | N/A |
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