Steven's Recent Reviews
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
PG-13
Its a 130min gushy of a troubled Bella who swings between Edward an Jacob, looking for the who she loves more. It's all about Looonnnggg closeups of Bella and Edward kissing, or attempting to do so, an on the other side, there is the Looonnnggg fixation of Jacob for Bella and their Looonnnggg staring and trying to kiss each other. The hole story should fit in a 90min feature, and not more. Much worse than Twilight.
The Story Takes place in a small town in USA. We Follw Bella the main character. A girl that can't decide who she loves. The werewolf Jacob or the vampire Edward! They both are struggling to win her heart. This movie shows half naked bodies of boys all the time. Apparently made for teenage girls so they can get sexually excited. People in the audience numerous of times at the Boys flexing there muscles. Its only for the fans, don't waste your money if your not. Final word, this film is so boring. And lets see what they are making for the third part!!
Twilight
PG-13
This movie is pathetic. I mean so pathetic. The acting was awful! The movie starts well, but once they introduce the Cullens its pretty much downhill. Ashley Greene looks good as Alice, Jackson Rathbone looks constipated as Jasper, a wooden plank would have been a more convincing Edward. Robert Pattinson deserves the Razzie, second thought, his acting is so horrible that a razzie is like honoring him. Vampires are supposed to be scary, when Edward scales trees he acts like a monkey, move over Kong!
The baseball match looks like Super Mario Sluggers on steroids! Horrible. The scene where Edward glitters is pathetic. It looks someone dumped some glitter on him. Over all the director tried too hard and lost it all. I strongly believe someone with more experience should direct a high profile film like this. This movie doesn't appeal as a Vampire movie or as a Romantic movie. Its pathetic.
Steven's Favorite Movies
The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring
PG-13
I absolutely love this movie, partly because the acting is really good, but also for the CGI effects and the good storyline. I watched the extended version and realized that it isn't boring like some people think because some people I know think that Fellowship Of The Ring is quite a lengthy movie because of all the talking, but in my opinion, if there's not talking, there's no story!!!! If they jumped to the fighting scenes without any of the introduction, then you won't know where the movie started from. This film is masterpiece fom start to finish I mean Fellowship is a great start to the biggest trilogy of all time. Overall an mazing begining for an even more amzing trilogy, perhaps the best I've ever had the pleasure to see.
The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers
PG-13
The Two Towers can only explained in one word, beautiful. I was hoping for a film that could stand in the same depths of the Fellowship Of The Ring, and I must say that it has surpassed the film completely. Gollum gave an astonishing performance. The poor misunderstood beast, or the darkened soul creature whose cares are only based on the One Ring. The performance given in CGI is at times very human. The facial expressions given could strangely give this character a personality as you would see in any great actor. The extended version is better than the original, but does not need to make such a quantum leap as Fellowship managed with its EE. However it will be a film that is seen as a landmark in cinema.
