| Name | Tess l |
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| Gender | Female |
| I'm From | the city called, venice of the north |
| Member For | 563 days |
| Last Login | Wed. Jul 16 |
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| Age | 36 |
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| Movie: | son in law, happy gilmore, the breakfast club,licens to drive, 300, silence of the lambs, transformers, the great outdoors, seven, fight club, Crank and so many other great and classic movies. |
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| Actor: | adam sandler, drew berrymore, johnny deep, heath ledger, christian bale, ed nortan, Sarha jessica Parker, and many others as well |
| Director: | zack snider, john huges, steven speilberg, mel gibson and many more |
| Quote: | did i do that.....hehehehehehe |
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In my teens i started to go to the theaters and boy was that my passion or what. I became the movie freak. Like most teenagers went to parties and got drunk i went to the movies, laught so hard that i got people to turn in their seats. I still do it. Nothing comes closer to a great day then seeing a great or not so great movie. Life would suck without movies. My prefrence in music is Rock. Have your profile done before asking me to be friends, won't accept the invite unless u have done your profile all of it, i won't accepet just name,gender, and where u are from. got to have some info on u, but most important what movies u like. If u haven't got a complete profile u are hiding something and won't get accepted as a friend of mine. Don't ask me for msn chats, if u want to talk do it here. okay this is for u youngsters out there, be sure u want to talk to someone that is older, my age is up there, so if u don't want to talk to someone older then 35+ then i'm not the person u want to talk to, and please have your age on or at least say something on your profile so we get an idea,
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It's a Boy Girl Thing
PG-13
okay if you like freaky friday and she's the man then this is a movie for you, it is a bit of both wrapped into one, i like the fact that they get to see how it is in the other persons life, even though it is just a movie, but this is a all down to earth movie, and it's a good movie if you as a parent want to see a cute movie with your teenagers, not so much a male movie but they should see it to get a better understanding of things too. lol
Iron Man
PG-13
i really enjoyed this movie, not an everyday movie, the music and the story line is well fitted, good actors in it too, a movie you can see with your older kids,
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
PG
this is a great adventure/action family movie, i enjoyed this one and if you like the first one you will most likely like this one too. the imagination is really there for you to grab and just get swaped into, not for the youngest kids, but i would say from age like 7 or 8 and up
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
PG-13
i like it when they made indiana jones carater be so real, lots of weired stuff and i was supriced at a lot of things in the movie, a good adventure and some action packed movie, good for a family movie nigth if the kids are a little older .
30 Days of Night
R
if you like vampier movies this is one that is pretty good, you also have ot like blood, lol they sort of show some, i liked it for most part,
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
PG-13
not as good as the first but this one was funnier. I like jack Sparrow and his attitude.
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300
R
Totally mind blowing photography and just amazing when it comes to all the extras, lots of blood but hey not to scary at all just one of the best in my book
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Happy Gilmore
PG-13
Simple and so darn funny, can see it over and over again without getting bored
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
PG-13
Just another great movie about the pirates, jack Sparrow is back many times over, if u liked the other two it is a must, the time past by fast. loved it.
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Crank
R
action filled movie, with both weired and fun parts, twisting in one way and then another one direction, difftent from other action movie i have seen
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Saints and Soldiers
by J. A .posted 7 hours ago -
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The Dark Knight
by .:SexiVixxENlol,Like I was ever going to give this anything less than 5 stars.In fact just imagine that I drew another 3 or 4 stars on there,Cause YA its just that dam good.I was ready to be blown away and I got just that.Incredible sound too,I want to marry the THX guy.Anyway The cast is so good,I dont know about Maggie though I just don't dig on her too much,but thats a personal thing nothing to do with the movie.So lets get dirty then,Non stop action,It was over before I knew it,A few people have commented how long it seems and that they thought it should be shorter,Um I wasn't ready for it to be over.The whole ferry scene was really a trip,I didn't expect that,very cool.Heath Ledger was absolutely magical,in fact his magic trick made my tummy do a little flip too,but he IS the joker,I will probably get a lot of shit for this I DON"T CARE!Bring it!!! Not only does Heath Ledger play the Joker he evolved into the joker and I am sorry I think he makes Jack Nicholson's joker look like child's play.He smacked his version right outta the dam park !There just IS no comparison.Dark,demented,FEARLESS.I love every twisted second he was on the screen.I can't explain the exhilration of finally getting to see this after waiting for what seemed like eternity,It seemed like the wait got longer too after Heath passed away.But it's like stepping into the front car of the brand new roller coaster and literally after the DC comics logo flashed and it was beginning I felt myself take a deep breath,I knew I was in for a great ride.I shit you not I was like Christmas for me today.I know there will be other good movies this year,I won't LET anything in my heart or mind surpass this movie.Oh and families on a tight budget,I get it,but hear me out.If you have 1 movie that you can go to all year and see in the theater you want it to be this one,I guarantee it.Anyone who waits for this to come out on DVD ,you are cheating yourself out of the full experience.Nolan is a brilliant ,brilliant man,nothing was left out.Seriously,riveted the entire time,the music,plot,characters,everything was totally ON POINT.Here I am adding my extra stars here.Go see this movie ASAP!!! =)***** and 5 more for Heath *****
Hey, you should really see this!
posted 3 days ago -
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Irreversible
by TannerThis movie makes me want to throw up all over myself........if watching a skull being crushed to tiny bits and a woman getting anally raped for over 8 minutes is your thing than go for it. I'm just warning you ahead of time now.
Which is why I give it 5 STARS!!!!!!Hey, you should really see this.....no, really...see this disgusting movie...own it and watch it a lot.
posted 3 days ago -
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The Banger Sisters
by TannerThey should have called this movie, "The Shoulda Bangered Those Sisters 15 Years Ago" Much more appropriate title.
I guess this movie is for you if you're a GILF fucker. GILF......think about it.
posted 3 days ago -
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Double Dragon
by TannerA shitty martial arts flick starring Alyssa Milano and you DON'T see her boobs??? Why would anyone ever watch this?
PS - I know she doesn't show her boobs in this movie because I'm a pervert who looks at nude celebs daily and knows which movies they appear naked in.No
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Batman Begins
by .:SexiVixxENOk ya'll OMG! I KNOW I am going to hear so much crap about this,but hear we go I am stepping out on a limb and owning this.Ok for some wacko reason I thought I had seen this movie thats why it was rated this whole time.Um yeah well,over the past week I have been in an argument with myself about Christian Bale being Batman,I remember Kilmer,Keaton blah blah but trying to recall details with Bale was leading to no where.So luckiliy it was showing on cable and lo and dam behold I just watched this for the first time tonight.What an AWESOME movie.Liam Neeson was a great surprise.I loved it beginning to end,I am SOOOOOO ready for The Dark Knight its like the kid who can't sleep the Night before Christmas.It's ridiculous!Anyway so there is my ugly confession of the week.I sure do wish I knew the reason that Katie Holmes did not want to play Rachel in the Dark Knight,if anyone knows will you please fill me in.Oh,by the way if you as well have not seen this.I totally recommend it.Especially if you want to be fully ready for The Dark Knight.=)
Hey, you should really see this!
posted 4 days ago -
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Nell
by GaryJodie Foster proves why she is one of the greatest actors of our time in this beautifully realised adaptation of the play 'Idioglossia' by Mark Handley. Incredible cinematography and heartwarming performances make this memorable drama shine and Liam Neeson is simply charming. The theme of innocence is powerful to behold and without spoiling, I can promise you one of the most satisfying endings you could wish for. Beautiful. Don't miss it!
I know a bunch of you have seen it, but this beautiful showcase of Jodie Fosters talent deserves another watch. If you haven't caught this yet, do yourself a favour.
posted 4 days ago -
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Undead or Alive
by GaryThis very unusual mix of zombie move, comedy and western makes for an interesting watch, even if the genres don't mix entirely well together. Those who delight in B grade horror will find plenty to enjoy. The comedy sometimes falls flat, but there are some genuinely funny moments too. A relatively unknown cast does alright, but it's the Romeroesque makeup effects that get the real giggles. Dont miss the zombie outlaws penis falling off while he is urinating... nuff said.
This "zombedy" is a weird mix and it won't appeal to everyone, but those who love B grade goofy horror westerns will love it!
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The Dark Knight
by Tanner
If this movie was a woman I would lube up and fuck it. Holy shit!!!! Dare I say "best comic book movie ever"? I don't want to say to much about it for those of you that haven't had the opportunity to see it yet........I will say this though..........purchase a large soda at the theater just in case you need to take a piss during the film. You aren't going to want to miss a second.
Hopefully this is my movie review comeback. I've been away for a while and plan on making you lucky / blessed sheep laugh as often as possible. Until next time........See it, fuckers
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Run, Fat Boy, Run
by GaryFun little comedy with some genuine laughs and some truly likeable characters. Despite being ultimately predictable, Simon Pegg and Dylan Moran are such a joy to watch. The direction of Edgar Wright is sorely missed, but David Schwimmer (of all people!) does a half decent job. The message leans a little toward the soppy, but the sight gags of Pegg in tiny shorts (and Moran in no shorts) are well worth your time. Lighthearted and good for a laugh.
Very fun little comedy! It's no 'Hot Fuzz' or 'Shaun Of The Dead', but it's still very funny and sweet.
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