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Name John Roberts
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Movie: American Psycho, Party Monster, American History X
Actor: Christian Bale, Seth Green, Sarah Silverman, Edward Norton
Director: Directors who basically do anything that isn't what Michael Bay would do...
Quote: "Can I interest any of you cunts in a pint of lager?" "TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORCIA NOW, YOU FUCKER!"
About Me
I've decided on a career in writing and directing. I can't help but say that its been a lifelong dream I only just found out I had. I'm a nerd, nerdier than you are I bet. One can't help but also say I'm kind of a dork for Sci-Fi. Its almost become an addiction at this point. Oh, and I rule. This should be enough for anyone, but if you want to know more, ask or something.

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American Psycho 1. American Psycho R 5.0 Stars
Pretty much one of the most awesome movies ever. Plus, it has Huey Lewis references! You can't beat it!
Videodrome 2. Videodrome R 5.0 Stars
Cronenberg makes my brain feel like a useless hunk of meat after I finish this masterpiece starring James Woods. I don't think there is any way I can do justice to this film with my words. Just do get it. You won't feel sorry. A little dirty afterward, but sorry? Nope.
Lifeforce 3. Lifeforce R 5.0 Stars
Space Vampires? A totally nude for 99% of her screen time Mathilda May? Patrick Stewart's entrails? My god, is there a more perfect vampire movie made in 85? The answer is no, but thanks for trying to guess. All joking aside, this is a seriously amazing movie. If you haven't seen it, please do. Its fx are stellar for the time, and frankly, its about fucking vampires from space.
The Machinist 4. The Machinist R 5.0 Stars
Bale almost died because he lost so much weight. Its a great tale with a nice twist and just wonderfully shot. I recommend it if you want something serious and heavy with a great deal of suspense.
Harvey 5. Harvey Unrated 5.0 Stars
Literally my favorite movie about a clinically insane Jimmy Stewart ever made. Ever. Its got Pookas and booze and great acting and a heart-warming tale. But mostly, its just a great movie and a great tale.
Fight Club 6. Fight Club R 5.0 Stars
One of my favorite Book to Movie adaptations. Brad Pitt and Ed Norton throw out amazing performances.

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