| Movie | Rating | Review | Date | Your Rating | Match | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - PG | Can't touch the first, but still pretty cool. The Tilda Swinton cameo was an lovely treat, and the visual design is likewise stunning. The story itself is somewhat underwhelming, but hey, can't exactly ask Lewis for a re-write, can you? | June 4, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Superman IV - The Quest for Peace - PG |
A lousy, nonsensical movie, and as for the politics, well... "Why don't you just put the whole WORLD in a BOTTLE, Superman?" |
June 4, 2008 | N/A | |||
| The Screaming Skull - Unrated | My fav mst episode, and oddly enough, I kinda like the movie! What can I say? An ersatz William Castle gimmick and slow, eerie pacing (I'd call it expressionist, if it weren't crap) endear this dumb, creaky, transparent flick to me. | May 29, 2008 | N/A | |||
| The Producers - PG | This was made back when comedies were FUNNY! | May 26, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Marihuana - Unrated | Wow, all the dumb of Reefer Madness, with antique gray boobies thrown in for good measure! | May 26, 2008 | N/A | |||
| The Cocaine Fiends - Unrated | Crime, Suicide, Prostitution! Beware of co-workers offering head-ache powder! | May 26, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone) - PG | Eh, on second viewing, not as dull as I remembred | May 26, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Postal - R | May 21, 2008 | N/A | ||||
| The Batman/Superman Movie - PG |
Wow, frickin' wow. Batman uncovers Superman's identity. Lois gets the hots for Bruce Wayne. The Joker fights Last Son of Krypton. and Harley beats the crap outta Mercy... Oh, and the mythology is great, the character interaction blah, blah. Harley Quinn/Mercy catfight, see it now! |
May 19, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Superman - PG | Some nice retelling of the mythology and a perfect performance by Reeve surrounded by lumps of bland silly nonsense. | May 19, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Superman II - PG | Despite the idiotic new powers and physical comedy, a much tighter film than the first. | May 19, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Speed Racer - PG | May 7, 2008 | N/A | ||||
| What Happens in Vegas - PG-13 | May 7, 2008 | N/A | ||||
| Dial M for Murder - PG | May 2, 2008 | N/A | ||||
| Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - R | April 27, 2008 | N/A | ||||
| RoboCop - R | Unrealistic, but entertaining. | April 25, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Terror in the Haunted House - Unrated | That was a whole lot of not much. | April 25, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Forever Evil - Unrated | I have to say, I enjoyed this quite a bit. (And not just because Dr. Freex is my Flixster bud.) There are numerous flaws such as unpolished acting, lack of sfx budget, and a soundtrack that seems to be fighting the tension. But underneath it all are well developed characters, an engrossing story, and perhaps a few too many intriguing ideas to be explored in such a limited venue. It's damn refreshing that a film fails because its reach exceeds its grasp. | April 25, 2008 | N/A | |||
| International Crime - Unrated |
Better than the Shadow Strikes, but so is eating a dead earwig. Conveluted and goofy, it tries to capaptilize on the radio show with the addition of a ditzy Margo Lane charecter, but this still ain't the real deal. You want me to believe you're the Shadow? Hypnotize a thug and shoot some mobsters or something. |
April 8, 2008 | N/A | |||
| The Shadow Strikes - Unrated | If you though the Baldwin version was bad, this is a desecration of a classic pulp character. The Shadow this ain't, this "Cranston" is a pudgy middle aged amateur sleuth who unravels what has to be the most boring plot in human history. Glacially slow, mindlessly yacky, and bland as a bowl of oatmeal. | April 8, 2008 | N/A | |||
| The Matrix Reloaded - R | It's amazing how a movie can simultaneously be this overstuffed and wordy, and yet remain so hugely meaningless. | April 5, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer - PG | Slow, awkward, silly, terribly plotted and horribly acted. How does something like this get filmed? There should have been script revisions upon script revisions. Oh, and I hate almost every single character, heroes and villains alike! A ninny, a dou**ebag and a bimbo, there's the team for me! | April 4, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Justice League: The New Frontier - Unrated | Pretty cool retro art and maturish storytelling. A bit short with character backstory, some anvilicious political speeches, and they really needed Kevin Conroy for Batman, but let's not whine. Still a cool ride. | April 2, 2008 | N/A | |||
| Stop Loss - R | March 30, 2008 | N/A | ||||
| 21 - PG-13 | March 30, 2008 | N/A |
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