Jeff's Recent Reviews
Street Trash
Unrated
Horrible acting, Horrible character building, Horrible down time and last but not least........Horribly AMAZING death scenes! There was only one saving grace for this underground cult classic, and that was melting and decapitation. Way too much story involved in this movie. The first 20 mins and the last 20 mins of this flesh melting film were enjoyable. However, the hour and 20 mins in between in which the movie gives a story behind every single piece of street trash involved was quite a downer. But nevertheless, I am a sucker for that old cheesy 80's bloody DIY goop and gore. Some of the kill scenes had me reminiscing of Peter Jackson's "Bad Taste", which is never a bad thing. I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone who doesn't appreciate B horror.
Labyrinth
PG
One of the most terrifying movies ever, that is not considered horror. David Bowie embodies the true form of terror in this film. Not saying I don't enjoy this movie but, holy $#!t is it terrifying. Especially, the pyromaniacal , limb removing, song singing wild animals deep in the labyrinth. Haunts my dreams.....
Jeff's Favorite Movies
Jaws
PG
One of the greatest movies ever made. This movie still terrorizes people when getting into any form of water. Even those who enter a bath tub full of water are somewhat weary. When was the last time a PG movie has done that?
In Bruges
R
This is an amazing film. For those who enjoy subtle humor with a great story and dark undertone, I highly recommend this movie. Brilliant performances by all the characters. Definitely one of the underdogs of 2008.
