therightguard
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| Movie: | The terminator, All Star wars, Flinstones and other old cartoons, old western movies, action movies, Back to the future |
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| Actor: | Arnold Schwarzinager, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne |
| Director: | Clint Eastwood, Ron howard, Steven Speilburg |
| Quote: | "If I have seen farther than others it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants.- Sir Iasac Newton |
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I am living in a small town and I play football. I play o-line, right guard. There is a girl that I really like at my school named Tori. She is really weird. My friends (sam, aka siphiroth 19) think I don't have a chance but I do.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I dont want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.. I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of nine. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out |
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