Ralph's Recent Reviews
Drag Me to Hell
PG-13
It's Sam Raimi, so it's usually going to be good. The story is good, and the characters are quality with the exception of Justin Long. I wanted more gore and more ghosts, but the movie does not suffer without it due to the tight knit tale. Quality, comedic horror film...
Evil Dead 2
R
Hands down, this is the greatest horror film ever made. It's like Raimi took Evil Dead added in the Muppet Show and a bag full of hallucinogenic drugs while GWAR thrashes about in the background. It's insane. It has four different shades of blood, a tree monster, backwoods retards, a chainsaw arm, a killer hand that gives the finger and gets caught in a mousetrap, excessive double barrel wielding, demon possession, and a performance by Bruce Campbell that is still light years ahead of its time. The movie is flawless. When Ash has to battle his own hand in the kitchen....
This movie makes me want to buy a double barrel and a shotgun just for the sole hope of demonic takeover.
Ralph's Favorite Movies
The Goonies
PG
Evil developers seek to destroy the Goondocks. Mouth, Data, Mikey, Brand, Andy, Stef, and Chunk seek the treasure of One-Eyed Willie and encounter a crooked family, a deformed retard, booby traps, smug preps, and Rocky Road ice-cream. In the end, everyone realizes what the true meaning of being a goonie is in much the same way that everyone realizes their a nerd in "Revenge of the Nerds". It is the best thing that Spielberg has to his credits by far.
The Last of the Mohicans
R
This movie is and will be for awhile one of my all time favorites. Great film with a great story and great characters. Daniel Day-Lewis rules the modern world; he almost carried Leo on his back in Gangs of New York.
