Jack Dylan (tnorthup666)
Los Angeles, CA.
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Jack's Recent Reviews
I Love You, Man
R
A comedy version of Brokeback Mountain.
-This is where I jerk off.
-And the condoms.
-I always get this. It's scientifically proven that wearing condoms while masturbating increases the pleasure making it last longer. And there's no sticky mess to clean up.
Strange Wilderness
R
God Bless cable tv.
-"(gives bad spanish accent) excuse me. it's time (imitates clock ticking) to stop the horn from honking. please? (man continues honking)
Jack's Favorite Movies
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
R
Why couldn't Johnny of won the Best Actor oscar for this. WHY!!!!! -BENJAMIN BARKER!!!
Sleepy Hollow
R
The Headless Horseman was such a good villian in this I could see Christopher Walken being the Headless Horseman. -Taken. Taken by the horseman. Taken back to Hell.
