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Name Jared H
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I'm From Rowland Heights, CA
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Movie: Stand By Me
Actor: Tom Hanks
Director: Steven Spielberg
Quote: "Royale with cheese!"--Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
About Me
My name is Jared and I'm Mexican, and here is my rating system...

0.5 stars= A complete disaster. I'd rather watch Barbara Walters take a dump. A drunk headless ferret could make a better movie.
1.0 stars= Horrific. Can't believe that someone thought it was a good idea to make this.
1.5 stars= Very bad. Barely watchable.
2.0 stars= Bad. For whatever reason, I just didn't like it.
2.5 stars= Mediocre. Watchable but most likely forgettable.
3.0 stars= Decent. Has some things going for it, but it could have been much better.
3.5 stars= Good. Has some flaws but it was an admirable attempt at greatness.
4.0 stars= Very good. I had a great time watching this movie.
4.5 stars= Freakin' awesome. The people who made this definitely knew what they were doing. I loved it.
5.0 stars= A classic. Special in every way and could not have been better. Perfect in my eyes.

Jared's Recent Reviews

John Tucker Must Die John Tucker Must Die PG-13 2.0 Stars
One of the most brain-dead and unrealistic teen movies you will ever see. This makes "Saved By The Bell" look like a realistic portrayal of high school life....

Some of the girls are cute though, so it's not a total loss.
Fatal Attraction Fatal Attraction R 3.5 Stars
Don't cheat on you wife! EVER!

Jared's Favorite Movies

Stand by Me 1. Stand by Me R 5.0 Stars
Definitely my favorite movie of all time. Watching it has a significant place in my childhood memory. It's more than a coming-of-age tale; it's a timeless, simple, and emotional masterpiece, and the most accurate portrayal of friendship I've ever seen in any piece of art.
Saving Private Ryan 2. Saving Private Ryan R 5.0 Stars
Best war movie ever made...easily.
Pulp Fiction 3. Pulp Fiction R 5.0 Stars
Changed movies forever. The perfect film for film nerds.
The Pianist 4. The Pianist R 5.0 Stars
I dare you to find a better performance than this one by Adrien Brody.
Forrest Gump 5. Forrest Gump PG-13 5.0 Stars
Has everything you could ask for in a movie.
Amistad 6. Amistad R 5.0 Stars
An underrated masterpiece.

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  • jagfire
    Obama may not be Muslim, but BEWARE

    posted 7 days ago
  • jagfire
    That band is deece. Haha, look:

    On September 13, 2008, Jones was put on the 60-day disabled list, effectively ending his disappointing season. Jones finished the season with a .158 batting average, three home runs, and 14 RBI. He was not seen in the dugout during any of the postseason games, nor the celebrations in the locker rooms, as he had been sent home for the winter in hopes to rehab his bum knee and return in 2009 in top shape.[2] Despite that, Jones has stated that he does not wish to return to the Dodgers in 2009, stating that the fans did not give him a fair chance and it seemed that he was unwelcome in comparison to Manny Ramirez. It is unlikely, however, that he would be traded, citing an expensive contract and poor play in 2008.

    Aww, poor Andruw Jones felt unwelcome in comparison to Manny.
    posted 9 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    lol remember when u said u wouldn't be bitter and u'd want Obama to do well.

    well not me, i'm bitter as eff right now.
    posted 11 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    i hate these people trashing on Sarah Palin.

    i respect her more than i ever will respect these liberal scum.
    posted 11 days ago
  • jagfire
    dang it

    posted 12 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    this is Casey Ward's brilliant response to that post:

    "no on 8
    go obama!"


    hhahhaha. that guy.
    posted 18 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    Prop 8. BY LUCAS K

    "As far as I know, no actual rights are being fought over here. It's the word "marriage" that's causing all the ruckus. Domestic partnerships have the same rights under the law as marriage. (Correct me if i'm wrong, because my argument depends on this.)

    So let's examine marriage. People are not born with the ability to marry, as they are born with the ability to have their own thoughts (right of free speech, freedom of religion, etc.) It's also not something that's the distinct province of the government (such as the right to vote), so if marriages and domestic partnerships have the same rights under the law, there's no enfringement of rights there either.

    Thus, it seems marriage is a social institution. An institution set up by the people, and it follows that people should be able to set up this institution in any way they want (which certainly can include moral restrictions, if that's what the people want). So, when Californians rejected the concept of gay marriage in the 2000 vote, it should have put the matter to rest. Except it didn't. Activist judges would then overturn this decision. Which then leads up to prop 8, an attempt to reverse that decision.

    To me, this looks like a situation where the minority is trying to enforce their opinion onto a majority by redefining a social institution. We already decided in 2000. It's unfair to keep doing this dance over and over.

    People who are arguing against proposition 8 can say it's unfair to "force your opinion on them," but the same goes for you, buster."
    posted 18 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    i already voted (i did absentee ballot cuz i'm away at school).

    and i voted yes on 8. i wrote an entire thing about it, posted it on facebook. got some reactions, lol. here it is:
    posted 18 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    how are u voting on the propositions?

    cuz i dont think we can vote for Obama for everything, man.
    posted 19 days ago
  • jagfire
    Bill Ayers is an easy teacher, lol

    http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=207820
    posted 27 days ago
  • jagfire
    ?Mark my words: It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy,? Biden told the crowd. ?The world is looking. We?re about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Watch, we?re going to have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.?

    posted 27 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/B/Michael-Brocki.shtml
    posted 34 days ago
  • jagfire
    http://bibleideas.blogspot.com

    It's Krissch!!

    Dawdge.... :(
    posted 35 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
    She took the midnight train goin anywhere
    Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
    He took the midnight train goin anywhere

    A singer in a smokey room
    A smell of wine and cheap perfume
    For a smile they can share the night
    It goes on and on and on and on

    Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
    Their shadows searching in the night
    Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
    Hiding, somewhere in the night

    Working hard to get my fill,
    Everybody wants a thrill
    Payin anything to roll the dice,
    Just one more time
    Some will win, some will lose
    Some were born to sing the blues
    Oh, the movie never ends
    It goes on and on and on and on

    (chorus)

    Dont stop believin
    Hold on to the feelin
    Streetlight people
    posted 35 days ago
  • jagfire
    Ay I'm Krissch and I started writing a Kriisch blog. I'll tell you if we grub tomorrow.
    posted 36 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    Photobucket


    dude....just....wow. <3
    posted 36 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    i'm sick of the Phillies and their stupid fans.

    Obama's whatever. I've pretty much come to accept it now. Just let him take the White House and see what he does with it. He won't do any better than McCain would have, and then maybe America will learn.
    posted 38 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    it's pretty much over, man. are you ready for President Obama?
    posted 39 days ago
  • jagfire
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eminem's_fifth_studio_album

    ITS COMING DUDE

    Yesterday Sha Money XL referred to the album by a new title, The Empack

    "Royce da 5'9" confirmed that he has officially resolved his longstanding differences with Eminem. Em told Royce that he has 'some of the best s recorded right now that he's ever done in his life.'"
    posted 48 days ago
  • joakcbasse
    u should freakin listen to some Elliott Smith. you would love the dude.
    posted 51 days ago

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