My Favorite Movies

The best horror movie in years... The first in a growing list of European horror movies that are head and shoulders above anything American directors have done recently.

This movie is so manly that I grew a third testicle while watching it.

A brilliant novel made into an awesome movie by one of the greatest directors ever. Bring the kids.

One of the scariest movies ever made, and also one of the coolest.

It mostly kicked ass. Mostly.

The best Batman ever. Christian Bale is a freakshow of an actor.

Simply one of the funniest movies ever made. A comedy for people who actually know what comedy is, rather than those who laugh because everyone else is laughing too.

Sure, it's about as historically accurate as the bible, but goddamn, the violence is top shelf!

Every once in a while a movie comes along that says a lot, without being preachy or fake. "The Shawshank Redemption" is one, and "Castaway" is another.

Kevin Smith's first and best movie. Low budget, bad acting, black and white... and funny as hell.

In a time when Hollywood is shitting out horrible remakes faster than a Taco Bell customer, this was a breath of fresh air. Sure, the zombie purists are pissed off because the zombies can run, but it's still a great remake.

Once upon a time, Hollywood could make action movies that didn't cater to wrestling fans and idiots.

Quirky, cool, funny... and genius in its own way.

Terry Gilliam doing what he does best: crazy visuals and whacky humour. Add Hunter S. Thompson to the mix and you've got a classic.

Bob had bitch tits.

Possibly the greatest war movie ever made. R. Lee Ermey should have won an Oscar for "Greatest Drill Sergeant In An Ass-kicking Role".

Comedy in its purest form.

Almost as good as the first movie. Some people will tell you that it's not funny. Those people are wrong.

Perhaps THE perfect movie. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

The first time I saw it was in a school gymnasium with lousy acoustics, so I missed half the jokes... but I still laughed my ass off.

Pure genius.

Gets better with every viewing.

Another movie that qualifies as a Douchebag Test; if you meet someone who doesn't like "Pulp Fiction", there's a good chance they're an asshole.

Alright ramblers, let's get ramblin'.

David Fincher is one of the best directors alive today, and "Se7en" is proof.

A slice of fried gold.

Big feller... betcha box a little!

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like South Park, and those who don't. The latter are what we call "humourless".

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. The best sex scene ever and the best vomit scene ever, in the same movie. Genius!

Francis Ford Coppola made "The GodfatherI & II" and "Apocalypse Now". He can spend the rest of his life making crappy movies and still die as one of the greatest directors ever.

"I know it was you, Fredo."

I was surprised by this one... the whole CG kids' movie thing is getting a little old, but I liked The Incredibles a lot.

Probably the worst of the three...

The second and third Matrix movies were atrocities, but the first one kicked ass.

"Jiu jitsu... I just learned... jiu jitsu."