Allison Babka (u2acro)

This was awful -- but in a funny way. The acting was horrid, the storyline was spotty, the dialogue was among the worst ever... and yet I couldn't help but be entertained. Maybe it was because I had a verrrrrrry long day at work or maybe it was because I hadn't seen a movie like this in quite a while, but for whatever reason, "Ninja Assassin" hit the spot that night.

The quick version: suspense + ethical dilemma + surprising sci-fi - cohesiveness = wtf? I really wanted this to be better, but it's just not. Marsden is the winner in this. Langella was ok. Diaz over-acted and was terribly annoying.

Heaven. Pure heaven.