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The Michael bay Quiz
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Michael Bay
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How much does he suck? The answer may shock you!
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The Michael bay Quiz
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How much does he suck? The answer may shock you!
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What was Michael Bay's first movie?
Armageddon
Transformers
Bad Boys
It doesn't matter, They all suck.
How many remakes has he been responsible for?
1
3
6
Too many.
What were Michael's parents' names?
Barbara and Clark
Julie and Bom
Marie and Martin
I don't know, but they should have stopped at second base.
What is Michael Bay's best movie?
Pearl Harbor
Bad Boys 2
Transformers
That's a trick question. You know damn well that you can't compare shit to shit.
How many inadujstive dollars have Michael Bay's movies grossed?
$500,000,000
$693,943,913
$1,000,115,146
He probably spent it all on special effects for his next movie...so ZERO.
How does Michael Bay get studios to finance his films?
He promises an academy award winning movie.
He gets on his hands and knees and...we don't know what goes on behind closed doors.
He promises a film that will do well critically and commercially
"WE GON' BLOW SHIT UP! ROFLBBQLOLOLOL!!!"
Why does the camera shake constantly in his films?
He contracted parkinson's disease
The cameraman he hired contracted parkinson's disease
Michael J. Fox is his cameraman
"Realism, n00b."
Why do Michael Bay's films do so well at the box office?
Because movies like "Meet the Spartans" get no.1 at the box office. People are stupid.
Because all the trailers have subliminal messages. Look at them while wearing sunglasses.
Because we should just give him what he wants so he doesn't whine and bitch.
Because he cut a deal with Satan and now it just happens.
All of the above.
Is there anything worse than a Michael Bay movie?
No.
Yes. A Uwe Boll movie.
Yes. Sweeny Todd
Yes. TWO Michael Bay movies!
If Michael Bay ever wins an academy award...
He'll have earned it.
He'll have paid for it.
He'll have done unspeakable things for it.
The world will implode.
Who is the worst director to ever film a movie?
Choose from the list to confirm your answer.
What movie remake should Michal Bay help make next?
The Evil Dead
Dead Ailve (Braindead)
Casablanca
Titanic (with EXPLOSIONS OMG)
Quick. Let's lynch him before A Nightmare On Elm Street gets made! You get the torches.
Did you enjoy this retrospective of Michael Bay?
No. You have no idea what he is capable of.
Yes. We should fire him out of a cannon into the sun.
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