MarcheOuCreve

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About Me

"Marche ou crève!" "Brucia La Tera!" "You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt" "That's my jacket ...I looked for it for two weeks." "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die" She broke down and let me in Made me see where Ive been Been down one time Been down two times Im never going back again You dont know what it means to win Come down and see me again Been down one time Been down two times Im never going back again Hey, my name is jim, where did I go wrong My lifes a bargain basement, all the good shits gone I just cant hold a job, where do I belong Im sleeping in my car, my dreams move on

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  I recommend you see...

  Pineapple Express

  by Bannan

  So, I honestly would say it doesn't really matter which state of mind you just happen to be in when watching this movie...because regardless you're totally going to enjoy the enitrety of it!
  
  So, when Dale Denton (process server who delivers the news to people in a variety of colours and shapes) goes to get some ganja from his dealer, Saul Silver, strange things occur. Things are awkward as Saul tries to what looks like 'hang out' with one of his clients...and ends up selling him some 'pineapple express' flavour. This is supposed to be the 'rarest' of all weed.
  
  Denton tries to not linger for longer than needed...but gets distracted when he's introduced to the 'future' of smoking. He leaves in order to server some guy named Ted Jones...and whilst smoking strange things occur. A police cruiser pulls up behind him, so he hides in his car but doesn't get caught. Instead he sees a skirmish at the top windows of this Ted person and witness the police woman kill an asian man.
  
  Scared shitless he tosses the roach and after much [hilarious] difficulty ends up driving away somewhat inconspicuously. Not knowing where to go he goes to Saul's place for advice..and then finds out just how rare the weed he was smoking was...and that Ted just happens to be the dealer that Saul goes to to share his wares. Then things get extremely strange whilst they try to run from the police and the drug dealers that are after them due to what Denton witnessed.
  
  The chemistry between Franco and Rogen is just simply stunning, they both have this charisma that when on screen and interacting...it just seems so natural. Actually you Freaks and Geeks fans...it reminds me exactly of -that- show! xD
  
  It was actually funny as the situations and antics these two stoners get into whilst trying to run and defend themselves at the same time is just such a farce. Half of the quotes in here are so memorable and the references they make you know shows that the scene was written especially to be able to say and do these things.
  
  To make things more interesting, the element of violence, car chases and and (gun) fights...makes this also an action movie worth watching.
  
  It's funny...because depending on who you are...there are parts in here that people might be able to relate to...and that in turn would make you laugh so hard that your stomach would totally hurt like hell after. Catch your breath! You might wanna watch it again...I know I will!
  ;]

  Paran0idAndro1d

  Regardless if you're into this sort of thing, are a huge Apatow fan, or are straight edge as anything..this is definitely the film that'll make you laugh so hard.
  
  Probably would recommend this to anyone and everyone...you never know there might be something in here you might relate to..or if not, just watch the magic between Rogen and Franco unfold.
  :]

  posted 3 days ago
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  toritori91

  haha

  posted 4 days ago
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  I recommend you see...

  Billy Madison

  by Shaz

  Billy Madison: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
  
  What a load of crap this film is? This has to be Adam Sandler's worst movie. Why anyone likes this shit beyond me its not funny just stupid and pointless, probably the most idiotic movie I have ever seen.!
  
  Its so bad I think I have lost the little respect I had for Sandler.!
  
  Brian Madison: You remember that spelling bee you won in the 1st grade?
  Billy Madison: Oh no, you didn't.
  Brian Madison: Rock? "r-o-k"?
  Billy Madison: Yea, so what's your point?
  Brian Madison: r-o-C-k!
  Billy Madison: Ohh! The "C" is silent.

  Shazbags

  Hey, you should really see this!

  posted 4 days ago
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  chealac

  A giver huh I can work with that. I LOVE to give,even more than I love to recieve. Wasnt I supposed to go already?

  posted 5 days ago
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  chealac

  WOW you are HOrny.huh
  you need a girl mate!

  posted 5 days ago
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  chealac

  you bet but it will have to wait till next time because he just called me. but trust its juicy and delicious!!! be good and dont stay away that long.

  posted 5 days ago
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  chealac

  I just had that happen to me last night. Turns out I have very randy, And talented neighbor.And I should b neighborly right. But that does sound good mayb you should move across the "pond".

  posted 5 days ago
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  chealac

  ok did you move far? I am mostly bored to and i WAS horney too but I' good now.

  posted 5 days ago
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  chealac

  I would hope so. Anyway how have u been? really.

  posted 5 days ago
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  chealac

  I hope not I missed chating w/ u. How dare you leave me to talk to these lame idiots.lol

  posted 5 days ago

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