Vincent Tilghman (vinleetexe)

after watching the first film of slowly stretched out mundane soap opera babble mixed together with metro sexual vegan vampires rocking the urban outfitters look that sparkled in the sun i assumed it couldn't get much worse. lucky for me i was right. They got a boost in production and it shows especially in their Computer graphics... but as we all know this isn't a movie with an emphasis on computer graphics. so yeah the wolves look cool but so what. The story is sop literally stupid and mind screwing you will want all the characters to die. The writers should be fired. they suck. the characters stutter and speak with half open eyes not even looking at the other characters or the camera leaving you confused to who they are talking to sometimes and seem to be on some johnny depp tropical pirate weed. None of the characters over learn anything leaving me to feel like there is no sense of moral to the film leaving me to also wonder its existence in the first place... then i remember.. to satisfy pajama wearing 16 year old girls who we all know are attention whores in the first place. i mean christ.... how does " i love you........ and and i i i .....i want to....... be with... you b b... but its because i love.... you that you can never see me again i promise." make sence?! The acting on top of that is appalling. The only good convincing actor who actually fluctuates the pitch in his voice when he talks to show emotion is the indian dude. everyone else are like the emo kids on south park. That vampire was pale as chalk dust and when he took off his shirt and revealed his nutrient deprived bony body all these chicks went crazy like they never their little brother at the swimmin pool before. They went to italy where the supreme vampire council lives or some crap. where have we heard that before?? they just ripped the sheets straight out of underworld's bed with the werewolves and everything. They made such a big deal with the Veronica chick in the middle of the movie... she had no lines. how does a character that prominent have no lines!? its almost like she didn't need to be in the movie at all. what was the purpose of bringing her up if in the end they went to italy to do other stuff just to come back to do other stuff?!?!? This movie is more clutters than the third spiderman and the third x-man put together. so much random crap happen in this movie.
what made me the most mad i think... tthe most mad... is at the end of the movie she goes back with this vampire guy after he lied to her and left her for half a year and then haunts her with his ghost and tried to kill himself all after he tells her he doesn't want her... SHE GOES BACK TO HIM... why!? he left for no reason!?!?!? yet people think this is a solid well put together good movie!?
oh wait i'm sorry... he left because one of his relatives was causing the townspeople to notice he was aging... and then on top of all that.. she goes up to the werewolf homie and tells him while feeling on his abs, i love you, don't make me choose cause i'ma pick chalk dust with fangs. horrible. absolutely horrible. this movie had soooooo many flaws and mistakes. if you liked this movie you fail.. all there is to it.Blade FTW

slow with a few jumps. giant chicken. crappy ending.

Excellent. Plays JUST like the cartoons. narration. Special effects are excellent. beautiful 3d render. My only complaint is that the design of Megatron was to out there and he was way overpowered.

awesome.. Spielberg is a movie making beast