Xbox's Recent Reviews
Wanted
R
Angelina Jolie and her sexy naked ass are the only reason I would ever recommend this movie a watch.
A STUPID plot, TERRIBLE characters and dialogue, and a SHITTY ending put this movie in the GARBAGE!
Max Payne
PG-13
DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!
How did you manage to fuck up a perfectly awesome story? Do any of you assholes know that MAX PAYNE is a MATURE rated action game? ACTION?!
People who've never played the games will be oblivious to what isn't there. Gamers will wonder what the fuck happened. For the best possible outcome SKIP THIS CRAP AND GO PLAY THE GAMES!
Xbox's Favorite Movies
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
PG-13
"A powerful SITH you will become. Henceforth you shall be known as... DARTH VADER."

