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  • Title: I'm Fucking Matt Damon
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  • Favorited: 55 times
  • Movie: Disaster Movie
  • Actor: Matt Lanter
  • Description: A parody of the infamous "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" originally sung by Sarah Silverman.
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    I'm fucking Matt Damon
    Your fucking Matt Damon?
    Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana
    She's fucking Hannah Montana
    Backstage at my concert
    Fucks me on my parents' bed
    After school, at my locker
    In the car I give her head
    I'm also fucking the Flava

    Yeah boy she's fucking Flava-Flav, fool
    You know what time it is
    Because I'm fucking Juney too

    Yeah I know but it's true
    Flava-Flav fucks me too
    And I swap with Calvin
    And he swaps with that dude
    And were all fucking Hellboy

    Yeah, they're fucking Hellboy
    And I'm fucking the Hulk

    When I get really mad
    I start fucking Iron Man
    A most uncomfortable screw
    But I fuck the princess too

    Ding dong
    Who's that ringing on my bell
    It's the bitch that's fucking Iron Man
    That's I-R-O-N M-A-N
    And I fuck him in the mouth
    That's fucking great because I'm fucking Wolf
    "Awhoo"

    He's fucking Wolf ain't that a pity
    Because I'm fucking those bitches
    from Sex and the City
    "Awhoo"
    He fucks the Sex and the City gals

    So I wonder:
    Would wolf really be get jealous
    if he knew we were fucking the guy
    with the big utility belt?

    They're all fucking Batman
    At Wayne Manor, in the Batcave
    Butler Alfred is our love slave
    Riddle me this
    Holy bathhouse
    I'm fucking Amy Whinehouse

    He's fucking Amy Whinehouse
    Yeah on the down low low low
    And I'm fucking Jessica Simpson
    Cuz I'm on blow blow blow

    She's fucking Jessica Simpson
    Oh yeah!
    And I think I mite have fucked that hot assassin
    Everyone's fucked me
    And I've fucked em back you see
    And the Mexican too
    With the tragic hairdo

    Call it, heads, I'm fucking J.T
    I'm fucking that male model
    Cos he's so fine
    And I like to get up with Calvin Klein's
    It's true. J.T fuck my ass again
    But I'm also fucking Prince Caspian

    I am handsome and I am cool
    That's why this Prince
    fucks the kids from high school

    Yeah!
    Cum on lets hear it
    Now's the time to party
    Let me hear you
    You know what time it is?
    Yeah... no what time is it
    It's time to get fucked
    Fuck me
    No, fuck me
    Fuck me...
    He fucks all us kids in high school
    Under the bleachers, in the showers
    While were changing for gym class
    I'm fucking Oprah
    I'm fucking Obama
    I'm fucking Indiana's ass
    She's fucking Indiana's ass
    And I'm fucking Hancock

    He's fucking Hancock
    and I'm fucking Beowolf

    You know you like it
    And I'm fucking Kung Fu Panda

    And I'm fucking Michael Jackson
    Don't judge me
    I love my animals you see

    Oh yeah he's fucking the Chipmunks
    Sad to say but it's true
    He fucks the Chipmunks yeah
    Uploaded: November 3, 2009 6:01:40 PM
  • Uploaded: November 9, 2009 9:45:16 PM
  • Id: 11069319

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