A Tale of Two Pizzas
A Tale of Two Pizzas (2003)

Two warring families are brought together by love and pizza in this romantic comedy. Vito Rossi (Vincent Pastore) and Frank Bianco (Frank Vincent) are two men who used to work together in the same pizza parlor in Yonkers, NY, but when their… More

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Rated: PG
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Genre: Comedy
Release Date: November 7, 2003
DVD Release Date: June 26, 2007
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Lou Lumenick
New York Post

Any way you slice it, A Tale of Two Pizzas is so ineptly written and directed that it's pretty soggy entertainment.

Ronnie Scheib

Auds might do better having this one delivered.

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Ken Fox
TV Guide

There is some trite Italian-American stereotypes on display, and the interstitial animated sequences have nothing to do with the plot and drag down this otherwise sprightly comedy.

Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

Though it bears absolutely no relation to real life, this sweetly silly modern fairy tale possesses just enough charm to endear itself to secret sentimentalists.

Matt Singer
Village Voice

Innocuous but forgettable.

Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

For what the film had to work with -- a thin script -- it flawlessly achieved what it set it out to do.

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Ned Martel
New York Times

Amid all the discussion of crust and sauce and the proper consistency of each, A Tale of Two Pizzas lays on the cheese way too thick.

Harry Haun
Film Journal International

A sweet little film with heart.

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