Blood Diner
Blood Diner (1987)

This splattery horror-comedy is the story of the two Tutman brothers, the owners of a successful health-food restaurant with some exotic menu items... namely the leftover body parts from the brothers' nightly human sacrifice rituals,… More

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Rated: Unrated
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Release Date: July 1, 1987
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Critic Score: 50% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews
Chris Jackson

Blood Diner is a hugely entertaining film in its own right.

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Clint Morris
Film Threat

"Bloody" Good Fun!

James Kendrick
Q Network Film Desk

Gruesomely silly, but not even remotely as funny as it thinks it is, Blood Diner is something of a chore to get through, even for those of us who might otherwise appreciate a gory black comedy.

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Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Intentionally funny thriller isn't as funny as the straight films it mocks.

Henry Stewart
Brooklyn Magazine

Blithely low-budget, flauntedly foul and self-consciously goofy.

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Flixster Audience Score: 51% Flixster User Reviews
Christian C
Possibly one of the worst films ever made (outside of The Room or any film by Uwe Boll). In the same sense that The Room became "good" because it was… More
A.D. Villarreal
Stupid & campy BUT gory and fun at the same time. A quasi-sequel to Blood Feast.
Cassandra Maples
This film begins with a warning about the 'unusual motion picture' that you are about to see, and that description really couldn't be much more… More
Patrick Dolan
Goofy, Wacky, Insane, Bat-shit crazy. This film goes from one to the next all throughout. This film definitely has echoes of HG Lewis' Bloodfeast and TLP… More
Greg S
Two restauranteur brothers must assemble a vessel to receive the spirit of the ancient Egyptian goddess Sheetar from various parts harvested from immoral women,… More