Caffeine (2007)

A cozy coffeehouse serves as the setting for director John Cosgrove's over-caffeinated tale of sexual peccadilloes and complicated relationships starring Mena Suvari, Katherine Heigl, and Breckin Meyer. It's a typical lunch hour in… More

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Rated: R
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Genre: Comedy
Release Date: March 16, 2007
DVD Release Date: April 24, 2007
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Lael Loewenstein
Los Angeles Times

About as appetizing as a pot of dishwater coffee.

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Emanuel Levy

A witless examination of relationships and day jobs, Cosgrove's would-be comedy finds little humor in issues of infidelity, heartbreak (and bodily functions), resulting in a film that's hopelessly amateurish and creatively destitute.

David Levine

all talk and no action.

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Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter

The claustrophobic and poorly executed Caffeine is either a play in search of a movie or a movie in search of a play but, either way, it's searching for the wrong thing.

Heather Huntington

Overall, those are 88 minutes I desperately wish I could get back.

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Gary Goldstein

A largely unfunny, predictable, and tired crisscross of any number of lowbrow sitcom plots.

Scott Foundas
L.A. Weekly

[An] overly antic coffeehouse comedy.

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David Cornelius

It's the movie equivalent of lukewarm coffee and day-old cake.

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Jules Brenner
Cinema Signals

While I realize that the sophomoric angst served up here is some people's cup of java, it's artificially sweetened enough to drive me to herbal tea.

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Nicki Marie
I feel guilty rating this a three in case anyone actually thinks it's good and rents it out on my recommendation! However, it did manage to hold my… More
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