Cockneys vs Zombies
Cockneys vs Zombies (2013)

A bunch of east-easters fight their way out of a zombie infested London, lead by an unlikely gang of amateur banks robbers and foul-mouthed plucky pensioners. Starring Michelle Ryan, Honor Blackman and Harry Treadaway. The undead are brown… More

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Rated: Unrated
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Release Date: August 2, 2013
DVD Release Date: September 3, 2013
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Critic Score: 74% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews

Consensus: If you're interested in watching a battle between cockneys and zombies, this is the movie for you.

Kyle Smith
New York Post

You may protest that this is just a splattery feature-length sketch, and you'd be absolutely right. Why not have a laugh at this absurdly trite concept?

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Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News

The oldsters are feisty - a gun-totin' granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, "Goldfinger's" Honor Blackman - but the shtick's as flat as old ale.

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Heather Wixson
Daily Dead

Cockneys vs. Zombies doesn't offer much ingenuity in the zombie subgenre, but it's a rather enjoyable movie if you're looking for foul-mouthed, gun-toting octogenarians battling hordes of the undead with a caper twist thrown in for good measure.

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Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times

As subtle as its title, "Cockneys vs. Zombies" is mildly funny and easily likable.

Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times

"Cockneys vs. Zombies" might as well be "Babies vs. Zombies" or "Cats vs. Zombies" - strictly for addicts who don't care where their undead fix comes from.

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Scott Weinberg

This frantic lark is a bit more clever and a lot more amiable than most of what passes for "zom-com" these days.

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Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic

[Hoene] set out to make a funny, fast-moving gross-out zombie flick, nothing beyond that, and he has succeeded with style.

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Rob Staeger
Village Voice

Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.

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Thelma Adams
Yahoo! Movies

Maybe it's me, but after all the bloated, clanging, FX-driven summer tent poles, I'm partial to a gentle genre horror comedy that has gooey guts - but doesn't throw the heart out with the steaming entrails.

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Flixster Audience Score: 45% Flixster User Reviews
Kevin M. Williams
No more than a television sketch comedy routine stretched out to movie length and that's all it is. Anglophiles will enjoy working on their English… More
Film Crazy
Don't expect much from this movie and then you may enjoy it! I love Zombies and to introduce them to a cockney great such as Alan Ford what a great… More
Christian C
Cockneys versus Zombies -- not much mystery to what this film is about. It's silly and fun, also as the absurd title would suggest. If you're not… More
Jesse Ortega
This is what happens when Shaun of the Dead and Guy Ritchie's first two films have drunken sex with each other. So this movie isn't all that… More
xGary Xx
A gang of inept, would-be bank robbers have their big score interrupted by a zombie apocalypse that threatens the retirement community that houses their East… More
Justin Frazer
Think Sean Of The Dead meets Attack The Block and this loosely describes this film. The former has obvious comparisons and it is also essentially a very… More