Eulogy for a Vampire
Eulogy for a Vampire (2009)

A remote rural monastery inhabited by the monks of the mysterious Order of Pathicus is the site of a heinous murder, committed by a young novice, Anthony, upon another young novice, Florian, when his affections and sexual desires are not… More

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Rated: Unrated
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Release Date: October 23, 2009
DVD Release Date: October 26, 2010
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Neil Genzlinger
New York Times

It's hard to imagine anyone watching this attempt at a horror film without guffawing. (Or maybe it's supposed to be a comedy?)

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Avi Offer
NYC Movie Guru

Often drags and suffers from a painfully lazy, bland and contrived screenplay. It's a poorly-directed, lifeless mess with wooden performances and pretentious cinematography.

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Billy Heller
New York Post

Unlike the modern glamour-vamps of True Blood and Twilight, this group of smitten and bitten men are no fun at all.

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Maitland McDonagh
Miss FlickChick

The gay-themed Eulogy for a Vampire is dead serious about its mix of eroticism and horror, but the more serious it tries to be, the campier it becomes.

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Andrew Schenker
Village Voice

Despite the occasional keeper of an image... this is one gay vampire film that's surprisingly anemic.

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Steve Ramos
Boxoffice Magazine

For select fans of campy gay comedies, Eulogy for a Vampire turns out to be a yell-at-the-screen experience no different from Plan 9 From Outer Space or Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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Christian C
Really, really, really bad film making. The film is of a poor quality rarely seen. The director does not seem to realize that a scene can change without… More