Girl on the Third Floor

very-very Disappointing, Not Scary At All ,Infact Stupid.😴😴😴😴😴

Adoro esse clima de tensões com casas abandonadas apaixonantes, sempre me apaixono por essas casas velhas, tintas descascando, papel de parede mofado e desbotado, com muitas teias de aranhas e madeiras rangendo, até quero ter uma assim... Muito bom, super adorei o visual horripilante da garota, e toda nojeira, entre ralos e gosmas, amo, eca... A justificativa significante, tu vai me explicar de bem pouco explorada... Encantadoramente assustadora e nojenta...

Awful. Painful dialogue. Made no sense.

This movie's slow and cliché start gets redeemed by an absolutely batshit and memorable final third.

I am usually very generous with my praise of actors, and very forgiving even when the acting is off. Having said that... I made it 11 minutes into this film before shutting it off because the acting was porn star qualities of bad. Now, I didn't make it through the movie (which happens about once a decade) so maybe it gets better, but it's painfully bad so I am not going to force myself to watch anymore.

This movie was perhaps the worst horror movie I have ever seen. Confusing, chaotic, random, and ridiculous. The movie's plot is flawed, the backstory is incomplete, and there is absolutely no build up. This was a failure of a movie and the acting was nothing short of a disgrace.

How in God's name has this gotten 84% or for that matter any positive reviews at all?! For that reason I wound up watching this steaming pile of trash and boy was I not happy. Everything about this movie was horrible. The actors, the ridiculous and predictable story, the directing, everything. There was not one single thing redeemable about this movie. It's so bad it scares me that anyone watched this and didn't think otherwise. For the sake of everything sacred, skip this awful movie.

The most disturbing thing about this film was Punk's DIY work. My hamster, who died on New Year's Day 2019 and was lobbed into a lake for a burial, could do a better job writing a movie about a human sex house that has vagina switches. I gave it more than one stars simply because the dog was cute, nothing else in this movie was worth another star. Stick to scrapping, Punk, please never write a film again.

I don't review movies often but this was so bad I just had to. Scenario was all over the place, acting was bad, the horror element was not existent, didn't make me care about the characters and a general mess of a movie. This seemed to be more of a movie about a bad husband who is karmically punished for his sins with his wife redeeming herself. Don't know what the RT critics are on, but it's not good sense

Acting so bland I was rooting for the possessed demons. But as long as those those 'scares' were generating an occasional chuckle, I stuck it out.