I Love You...Don't Touch Me!
I Love You...Don't Touch Me! (1997)

In this independent comedy about the pitfalls of romance in the 1990s, Katie (Marla Schaffel) is a 25-year-old aspiring songwriter living in Los Angeles. Katie is also a virgin; she's been saving herself for the perfect man, but with… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: January 21, 1997
DVD Release Date: August 23, 2005
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Brandon Judell
Critics Inc./America Online

This woman is so grating, so self-absorbed, and so without a sense of humor, you can't be sympathetic to her self-inflicted chastity. Katie deserves to be alone. Sadly, she's wound up on the screen.

Bob Satuloff
Film Journal International

Seems longer than the rough cut of Titanic.

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Michael W. Phillips, Jr.
Goatdog's Movies

Comes billed as a progressive, eccentric romantic comedy, but at its heart, it's a pessimistic, cynical, and very traditional.

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Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Spirituality and Practice

Provides a clever and comic survey of the dating scene and the complicated nature of sexual politics.

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