Jungle Cruise

This Amazon adventure veers off course...

The general sexlessness of the Disney machine can make even the most chaste underwater exchanges of oxygen look downright heated. Just imagine if any of the sorta-flirtatious patter had the zing of a screwball pairing!

Jungle Cruise is exactly what you expect it to be, a bombastic but bland action-adventure jam packed with outlandish set pieces, clocking in at 30 minutes too long.

[Blunt is] so much better than anything else in the movie that she makes it not only tolerable but sometimes surprisingly enjoyable.

You've been on the ride before, but twenty minutes in, you're thinking this is fun...scrappy with a 70s feel, good fun and it does what it says on the tin.

It's something closer to an amusement-park attraction named Generic Blockbuster Cruise, where you slowly glide past a bunch of prefab set-ups and the whole thing moves inexorably forward on a track, while a skipper cracks the same corny jokes.

I think we would all agree to hop in a boat with these two as they take us on an adventure.

The SUMMER ADVENTURE you all need to go on! With vibes from Raiders of the Lost Ark to Pirates of the Caribbean! this movie will bring a smile to your face the entire cruise.

Sometimes movies should exist to be entertainment, purely and simply. Jungle Cruise should have been that, and it’s a shame there was not enough charisma to keep it afloat.

Jungle Cruise is exactly what it makes itself out to be: a big-name summer blockbuster...