My Bloody Valentine 3-D
My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

A psychopathic miner terrorizes the town of Harmony in this retelling of one of the most underrated slasher films of the early '80s with My Bloody Valentine 3-D. 10-years ago, the lone survivor of an accident deep in the mines awoke… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: January 16, 2009
DVD Release Date: May 19, 2009
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Critic Score: 57% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews

Consensus: This gory, senses-assaulting slasher film is an unpretentious, effective mix of old-school horror stylings and modern 3D technology.

Clark Collis
Entertainment Weekly

What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.

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Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times

A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.

Scott Weinberg

No pretense, no delusions, just slick, basic stalk & shock mayhem with a 3-D coating that works unexpectedly well.

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Jason Anderson
Toronto Star

The trouble is that after that first gouged eyeball, there's not a whole lot further to go. Novelty value being a rapidly diminishing thing, the technology demands an escalation in intensity and inventiveness that the movie doesn't deliver.

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Mark Olsen
Los Angeles Times

In some ways, the filmmakers have created something too authentic in spirit to the original film, as it also fairly quickly becomes a plodding chore to watch.

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Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

As a slasher fanatic, this more than satisfied my appetite.

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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel

The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety.

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Ethan Gilsdorf
Boston Globe

My Bloody Valentine may not be horribly acted, but in a post-Scream and post-Scary Movie era, it's difficult to squeeze any more blood from this low-brow/high-camp turnip.

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Jeffrey Lyles
Lyles' Movie Files

Great use of the 3-D format in a better than average horror film.

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Flixster Audience Score: 44% Flixster User Reviews
Kevin M. Williams
It's a slasher film with a reverse gimmick. I'm not talking about the 3D effects either, which are typical. The reverse gimmick is sneaky, but… More
Bethany Murphy
One of the best 3D scary films I have seen. When the axe comes flying at you... terrifying! Made me want to take off my glasses. A must see film definitely!… More
Directors Cat
[img][/img] My Bloody Valentine 3D makes effective and imaginative usage of gimmicky 3D. I… More
Melvin White
My Bloody Valentine is a horrible remake of an overlooked and underrated 80's slasher. It was cool the first time it was done, but the second time around… More
Luke Baldock
It looks like utter crap. Video cassette quality. That was a real distraction when it began. The plot for a slasher was kind of interesting at first, though… More
Emily Armstrong
This film is nonsense, it's fun to watch, I guess, but you really have to turn off your brain. The gore effects are quite impressive, and I'm always… More