Private Resort
Private Resort (1985)

In this adolescent-oriented sex comedy a pair of girl-hungry teens do their best to satiate their appetites at an exclusive Florida hotel. The fun begins when they end up tangling with a jewel thief and snoopy house detective.

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Rated: R
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Genre: Comedy
Release Date: May 3, 1985
DVD Release Date: June 27, 2006
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Critic Score: 17% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

An unfunny lowbrow comedy.

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Todd Gilchrist
IGN Movies

Johnny Depp and Rob Morrow make waves in this '80s sex comedy.

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What Culture

The movie claims it is a comedy, though a laugh or even a chuckle is a rarity.

Christopher Null

The film will make you long for the nuance of Bachelor Party

TV Guide

There's nothing very new or original in this dull sex comedy.

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Scott Weinberg

An aggressively obnoxious and laugh-free stupid-fest that Mr. Depp will probably cringe at the next time he's walking through his favorite DVD shop.

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Flixster Audience Score: 39% Flixster User Reviews
Aj V
Want to see Johnny Depp's worst movie? Here it is, one of the worst teen comedies of the decade.
Byron Brubaker
Cheesy 80's sex comedy with horrendous perfs. Lots of bikini bods and partial nudity. Lots of crude slapstick. The segment with Andrew Dice Clay is the… More
Conner Rainwater
If you were to combine Weekend at Bernie‚??s, Caddyshack and Scarface into one movie, you‚??d have Private Resort. Taken Seriously, it is a terrible movie. The… More
Deb S
This is an 80's sex comedy about two young horny dudes (Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp) who are on the prowl and trying to make the most out of a weekend in a… More
jay nixon
if you want to see johnny depp and rob morrow before they were stars this is for you otherwise its pretty low grade stuff
Erin Collins
This movie is very cheesy, but there were some really funny parts. The acting is bad, but if you can get past that, it's actually pretty entertaining.