Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2009)

Noted genre specialist Steve Miner (Lake Placid and Halloween: H20) takes a break from horror to direct Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson in this showbiz comedy concerning a pampered movie starlet who gets in over her head while… More

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Rated: PG-13
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Genre: Comedy
Release Date: February 3, 2009
DVD Release Date: February 3, 2009
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David Nusair
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As eye-rollingly silly and predictable as one might've anticipated...

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Brian Orndorf

Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and the hope that the target demo has never heard of Goldie Hawn.

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Dead Angel
The story wasn't really special but I enjoyed the whole movie.
Sol C
Major misfire. The film is not Private Benjamin. Simpson was much better in Employee of the Month, than this film. This film needed another director, rewrite,… More
Dean McKenna
This blonde comedy army film reminded me of <i>Private Benjamin</i> while Jessica Simpson is taking over her title role from Goldie Hawn. Simpson is… More
Leo L
Crazy funny! Low-key movie, but an interesting spin-off that reflects a bit like the Goldie Hawn "Private Benjamin" movie. The similarities between… More
Coxxie Mild Sauce
the same man who directed 2 Friday the 13ths and 1 halloween also directed this shit. so obviously im not the only one who this this is scary.