Stan Helsing
Stan Helsing (2009)

A descendant of the legendary vampire slayer who did battle with the most infamous bloodsucker in history faces off against six of the most frightening monsters of the modern era in this rowdy horror comedy featuring Kenan Thompson and… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: October 23, 2009
DVD Release Date: October 27, 2009
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Critic Score: 17% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews
Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times

Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time.

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Rick Groen
Globe and Mail

How do you make fun of boredom without being boring? Well, that's a tall task requiring lots of smarts and even more artistry.

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Wesley Lovell
Cinema Sight

A darkly humorous horror comedy that fails to re-ignite the spark that made Scary Movie so much fun.

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John Anderson

If Stan does nothing else, it should at least get its four leads some attention.

Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times

By the time we reach the climactic karaoke smackdown, we have learned more about Freddy Kruegerâ(TM)s personal hygiene challenges -- and how to make a shockingly bad movie -- than we ever wanted to know.

Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

[Director] Zenga really seems to be enamored with the genre he's satirizing embedding these gags in to the scripts instead of just tossing them at us waiting for us to laugh...

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Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter

If there's one thing of which the cinematic world doesn't need more, it's horror movie spoofs.

Kyle Smith
New York Post

Mostly the gags are unfortunate and amateurish, but this micro-budget flick at least has a semi-coherent plot and every 10 minutes or so there's a flash of wit.

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Steve Newton
Georgia Straight

In other words, you have to be a teenaged male or totally baked to appreciate this movie. Probably both.

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Flixster Audience Score: 18% Flixster User Reviews
John Manard
ive always hated these kinds of movies. . but i suffered thru just because i was curious. I suppose it could have been far worse :)
Dead Angel
Lame. I expected better from Kenan Thompson.
Mike S
Warning: this movie will likely cause irritation and a severe loss of braincells. Comparable to entering a run-down haunted house, where all the props are… More
Corey Wood
Oh, dear....
Spencer S.
Any redeeming quality I tried to find in this was found wanting. Not only does this movie never once make true sense, but it rips off from all the low budget,… More
Luke Baldock
Oh dear Christ almighty! Van Helsing was pretty much a spasticated spoof as it was. Stan Helsing is a dedicated cluster fuck of comedic incompetence. If the… More