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This film would be less wooden if you replaced Fox and Couture with actual wood; I have no idea why anybody hires these two. Statham does the thing he always does, but with even worse writing than usual. 50 Cent might be a passable action someday, but he'll need a few lessons and a script worth more than the paper it was written on. Honestly, this movie is basically unwatchable. The writing is so ham fisted that I passed on Thanksgiving dinner. There isn't even a single funny gag in the whole thing. It's as of Sly said, "we have to make a fourth movie. How do we guarantee there won't be a fifth?"

9 years after the last installment, we catch up with the team and a new line of recruits, attempting to, yet again, save the world from complete annihilation. Personally, I'm not a fan of franchises with 4 installments. I feel it's going back to the well one too many times and the output that's put onscreen here, reinforces that idea. The script is extremely weak, a new team is quickly assembled, who we don't get invested in, and a twist between acts 2 & 3 that's completely predictable. Overall, this franchise has never done much for me. Sure it's great seeing an ensemble of action stars team up but I wouldn't consider any of the films in the franchise great. Hopefully this'll be the last time going around the block with the team.

It was a terrible movie it was very unrealistic and all of the story made no sense. It might be the worst directed movie I have ever watched

Ho Hum. Bad guy wasn't bad enough. Plot was predictable. Acting was marginal. And seriously, Megan Fox as Statham's girlfriend. I mean really. She can't act and she's obviously too young for him. Bring back Charisma Carpenter, at least she's the right age.

This….is so friggin bad….

Foda-se a crítica "especializada"… Os efeitos são ruins? Sim. E daí? O legal é ver os reis da ação juntos, e isso basta!

Honestly what is this movie. It's so unbelievably bad, the CGI is from the 90s at the earliest, terrible plot, horrible action. Where did the budget go???

Any good reviews you see are fake. This is one of the worst action movies I've ever seen. Story is terrible, acting is terrible, comedy is terrible, and the CGI is equivalent to a low budget TV show. I liked the other Expendable movies but this one was just awful, I can't believe I watched the whole movie.

Dumb, body-count in the hundreds, preposterous and silly action. Nice to see some arse-kicking lady Expendables in this one. If you are after simple, shut off your brain for less than 100 minutes action, this one's for you.

I so looked forward to this installment. But literally 20 minutes in I was ready to turn it off. It felt like they made this one simply because they were obligated to. I can't really describe it any other way.