The Hottie and the Nottie
The Hottie and the Nottie (2008)

An attractive bachelorette (Paris Hilton) finds that her chances of landing a man hinge far too much on her unattractive best friend (Christine Lakin), whom she goes out of her way to find a mate for by denying a childhood friend's… More

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Rated: PG-13
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Release Date: February 8, 2008
DVD Release Date: May 6, 2008
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Critic Score: 5% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews

Consensus: The Hottie and the Nottie is a crass, predictable, and ineptly staged gross-out comedy that serves little purpose beyond existing as another monument to Paris Hilton's vanity.

David Jenkins
Time Out

A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.

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Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

[The film] regularly grinds to a halt just so Putnam can capture Hilton running, sunning or simply posing -- usually in slow motion.

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Michael Dequina

Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.

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Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper

It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.

Connie Ogle
Miami Herald

Imagine the worst movie you've ever seen. Got it? Now try to think of something worse. That something is this movie -- wretched, embarrassing and a waste of the time and energy of everyone involved.

Dave White

Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.

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Kyle Smith
New York Post

It looks like it was shot on middle school AV club equipment, and the jokes, aiming for gross-out value, are merely sad.

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Sam Adams
Los Angeles Times

Hottie goes from insufferable to downright intolerable. While it pays lip service to inner beauty, the movie winds up as a feature-length advertisement for cosmetic surgery.

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Tim Brayton
Antagony & Ecstasy

A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.

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Flixster Audience Score: 30% Flixster User Reviews
Cassandra Maples
The Hottie And The Nottie Quite how Paris Hilton convinced someone to put her in a movie, we don?t know. A less painful experience than watching the spoilt… More
Ilyaas Hussain
There is basically no fun to be had in this shallow, predictable and dumb excuse for a teen comedy with everything from the dialogue to the acting to direction… More
Nicki Marie
Nowhere near as bad as expected. Paris, like every other movie I've ever seen her in, acts like she's posing in front of the mirror, but for a… More
Matthew Rodrigues
Just plain awful, I could not watch the whole movie, thats how stupid and unfunny it really was. Paris Hilton again shows us just how talentless she really is,… More
Nate Zoebl
[CENTER][img][/img][/CENTER] [COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]Paris Hilton is certainly a polarizing figure.… More
Bryce Iwaschuk
You cant blame the filmmakers. They just didnt know how bad Paris Hilton could act.