Vampire Assassin

extremely low budget, couldn't get past intro.. literally I could you tube better

so bad, it has to be seen to be believed.

OOOOOOH MY GODDDD, THIS MOVIE. It holds a special place in my heart because it's so epically bad. The acting...is bad in every way possible. The budget seems to be negative. The action is...well, cheesy would be a compliment. I was lmao the whole time asking myself if this was real. Must see for people wanting a good laugh or maybe while under the influence of something. Not that I condone that, just saying.

soap opera acting with bad editing. I know it was filmed in English but some parts look like a bad voice over. Lame effects and pathetic fighting scenes. Clichéd characters and repetitive plot. Reminded me of a bad Blade rip-off. So bad it was actually funny in some parts

Ohh man.. this movie sucks... whoever made that movie--->not doing good job at it...

I don't think God can forgive me for watching this! LOL If Uwe Bol & Ed Wood had a lovechild, he'd make this movie.

Possibly the most epic failure in the history of cinema. I am in awe at Ron Hall's massive failure on all levels. You need to see this film now. It's up there with Lady Terminator. It's really that bad. I will admit, though, that the music wasn't completely terrible on all occasions.

Simply put, the best movie I have ever seen!

Sooo bad. SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!! Guy on the cover isn't even in the movie. It was a picture promo homage to Blade, for which this movie was "inspired". Generally terribble acting combined with equally terrible special effects and plot holes make this blow up like the vampires when they get staked and enshrouded with lightning. What? Yeah. That happens. It was so bad I couldn't stop watching; much like a train wreck.