Vampires Suck
Vampires Suck (2010)

"Vampires Suck" is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses… More

Rated: PG-13
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Genre: Comedy
Release Date: August 18, 2010
DVD Release Date: November 30, 2010
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Critic Score: 4% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews

Consensus: Witlessly broad and utterly devoid of laughs, Vampires Suck represents a slight step forward for the Friedberg-Seltzer team.

Rafer Guzman

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

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Peter Travers
Rolling Stone

This movie sucks more.

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Randall King
Winnipeg Free Press

It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.

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Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

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Nick Schager
Time Out

Below bottom-of-the-barrel.

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Dennis King
Tulsa World

With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!

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Tom Huddleston
Time Out

A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.

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Michael Ordoņa
Los Angeles Times

Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.

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Philip French
Observer (UK)

A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.

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Flixster Audience Score: 29% Flixster User Reviews
vieras esine
Basically Twilight with additional fart jokes and pop culture references.
Lucas Martins
It's sad, that the funniest and best movie from Friedberg/Seltzer, still is a bad picture. At least it's much more better that the last works of both… More
Matthew Samuel Mirliani
Possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. There is no purpose to this film's existence. It is a parody of an already mediocre film. The… More
Scott Green
Making a spoof about twilight good, making it badly not good.
Nicki Marie
Not bad for a spoof movie. Actually it looks pretty good and though the story is obviously stupid, being a mash up of several Twilight movies, the actress who… More
Chris Miele
When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I knew it would be bad. Apparently I was right. Alot of people walked out during this movie. But, its better than… More