Willy's Wonderland

The result? Nearly 90 minutes of wordless Cage beating fluffy mascots with broom handles while hard rock plays on the soundtrack. It could be ironic commentary. Or an art-film stunt. But it's mostly agony.

It is one gag...and for me, that's a short film, rather than a feature.

Turns out, the premise of Nicolas Cage going head-to-head with bloodthirsty animatronics isn't a sure thing after all.

"Willy's Wonderland" has the garish stop-and-go rhythm of an '80s slasher film, and I mean that as a compliment.

It ably fulfills its promise as a bonkers saga about Nicolas Cage battling satanically-possessed fantasy robots in a funhouse restaurant, and really, that's no small accomplishment.

At this point, Cage's movies don't have to be reviewed, but rather stamped with official certificates of weirdness.

It’s Cage against the machine in this high-concept, low-I.Q. enterprise that’s about as much fun as an air hockey table that’s missing the puck.

...fans disappointed in FNAF can see the more violent, scarier version that critics preferred, even as they wonder about major plot coincidences.

What the movie lacks in budget, it makes up for with awesome animatronic/puppet work, a fun premise, and of course, NICOLAS CAGE! It's camp with charm

The movie compleltey knows what it is and embraces every second